Tal's Thread. Fuck yeah.

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Hello all. I'm a wayfarer looking into this port of call. The potential girl on girl has nothing at all to do with my choice. No really.
 
Well, I thought it was time I got a place of my own! After all, being a big gobshite, I should really have a dedicated thread where I can ramble on and on to my stone heart's content. :rolleyes:

Everyone is welcome, new friends and old. If you know me, then you might suspect how I can banter. If you don’t know me yet… I hold no responsibility for what might be said or done to you in this unsafe space.

So, here I go.

Close your eyes, and press the button, Tal. I'm sure Brainy will be along in a moment... :D



Gobshite, you must be Irish ?
 
Good morning (afternoon) Tal!
Found this, and somehow, this seems the logical, swashbuckling place for it (I have no idea what the Russian caption says):D

http://img.ifcdn.com/images/d800a812b26ff08150c602ba7692e41b4c642d68cdecdbd583c3a2d67d7168e4_1.gif

I don't know how to read Russian (yet), just getting to grips with learning to speak it haha! But thank you anyway. :kiss:

Hello all. I'm a wayfarer looking into this port of call. The potential girl on girl has nothing at all to do with my choice. No really.

Shocker!! :p :D

Tal - are you really bringing the term "cunt tease" to the table?

No-one calls my Curvy a cunt!! :mad: And just because I cock-tease YOU doesn't mean to say that I would ever lead my Curvy on, and not be ready to rock her world like none of you men can. :cool: :p
 
Would make sense! :D

I did see a story that the Russian government is now trying to promote wine drinking. The thinking being that wine is not as bad for you as vodka (it's also amazing and delicious, but that's another topic) so Russian's will be healthier if they substitute wine for vodka. A little insane but it makes sense.
 
I did see a story that the Russian government is now trying to promote wine drinking. The thinking being that wine is not as bad for you as vodka (it's also amazing and delicious, but that's another topic) so Russian's will be healthier if they substitute wine for vodka. A little insane but it makes sense.

Ha! Good luck to them with that! I can't see how they're going to achieve that. I can see the sense in it, but no. :rolleyes:


Ha! Been playing on your mind much, has it? :p

Such a perv. :rolleyes:
 
I'm just dropping in to say that contrary to the rumours, I am still alive. :) Now I'm off back to bed.

Hey zombie :kiss: Glad to see you had enough energy to drag yourself into here for a moment! Keep resting, or I'll kick your arse. In the nicest possible way, of course. :D
 
Hi Brainy
Glad to see you are still with us matey.
Wishing you a Speedy recovery to your usual self.

Hi Tal.
How are you?
No way either of those ladies are you.
Errr Wrong proportions.:eek::kiss:
 
I'm just dropping in to say that contrary to the rumours, I am still alive. :) Now I'm off back to bed.

Hey zombie :kiss: Glad to see you had enough energy to drag yourself into here for a moment! Keep resting, or I'll kick your arse. In the nicest possible way, of course. :D

I am glad to see Brainy putting in an appearance. Hope his recovery is speedy.

Hi Brainy
Glad to see you are still with us matey.
Wishing you a Speedy recovery to your usual self.

Hi Tal.
How are you?
No way either of those ladies are you.
Errr Wrong proportions.:eek::kiss:

They are not sexy enough to be Tal. :rose:
 
Hey zombie :kiss: Glad to see you had enough energy to drag yourself into here for a moment! Keep resting, or I'll kick your arse. In the nicest possible way, of course. :D

Having a sad cranberries type moment cos of you 😢

SHE 😍💘was a pin up of mine when I was slightly to old to have them anymore!
 
Hi Brainy
Glad to see you are still with us matey.
Wishing you a Speedy recovery to your usual self.

Hi Tal.
How are you?
No way either of those ladies are you.
Errr Wrong proportions.:eek::kiss:

you know, if I were a bit more sensitive, or paranoid, I could TOTALLY take offense at that. Yeah, I KNOW I couldn't be either of those hot women, cos I'm FAT...

*wicked grins as now the man panics in realising how women think, and how that was not the way to try and insinuate that maybe he's seen a part of me, and is trying to brag about it...*

I am glad to see Brainy putting in an appearance. Hope his recovery is speedy.

They are not sexy enough to be Tal. :rose:

And THAT, PB, is how to compliment a woman, ha! :p

Cheers Popeye. I'll send your ten bucks over in a minute. :D :kiss:
 
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