Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[BernadetteRochelle]

I really like random PMs from men who can't construct a sentence.

 

[Photog1rl]

Copy paste PM’s make me feel super special.

 

[BernadetteRochelle]

I'm never rude to people who PM me before we've talked via post or chat.

 

[Photog1rl]

I really want to be your mommy.

 

[BernadetteRochelle]

I really want to be your daughter, boss, nurse, sister-in-law, etc.

 

[Biggalute]

I really want to be your mommy.

I really want to be your daughter, boss, nurse, sister-in-law, etc.

I misunderstood the role of women on Lit.

 

[BernadetteRochelle]

A lot of people have.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

I am the opposite of an exorcist, I visit a Lit thread and the ghosts take over

 

[Taegul]

I'm getting tired of all the toxic people in the PG and am gonna start hanging out in the Politics forum exclusively from now on.

See ya guys!

 

[ImpishSeraph]

I have absolutely no patience

 

[Biggalute]

I thought I was a great lover till I realised my gf had asthma and that's why she was breathing so heavy

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Wheezing......

 

[Taegul]

I always wear a cucumber in my underwear for all the random women that just walk up and grab me. It must be like a handshake in some cultures...

 

[hairball18]

I am extremely handsome.

 

[SWR101]

I am incredibly outgoing and not shy and introverted

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

I spend my spare time going on wonderful European vacations in my PJ.

 

[Sallyhansen6914]

I’m sad that I’m getting divorced

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

I'm a ray of sunshine before coffee.

 

[SWR101]

I’m never aroused

 

[Taegul]

I am definitely not on a late lunch break right now. If I were, I could honestly tell you this is the most delicious gas station sushi ever.

 

[vagrantx]

everything I write I first wrote through google translate since I not actually speak English.

 

[Kittycity]

I always wear a cucumber in my underwear for all the random women that just walk up and grab me. It must be like a handshake in some cultures...

In my culture we like to recycle so pass the baton and I'll make good use of it

 

[Kittycity]

I'm most definitely not a demotivated, tearful, pain in the arse, moody mess on 7.59 hours or less

 

[Qky75]

I am a ridiculously wealthy well hung gift to women with abs that can crack walnuts.

 

[Qky75]

I adore getting lumped in with every other fuckstick with a penis!