Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[Taegul]

I've won more than two dozen AVN awards during my illustrious career.

 

[dancerbabe2000]

Really short and great at Mario kart

 

[Qky75]

You can bounce a penny off my rock hard.....abs

 

[Photog1rl]

I don't value honesty.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Practically perfect in every way

 

[SimonSex]

Faked it until I made it.

 

[summer_reine]

I was once awarded the IG Nobel prize for studying the effects of alcohol on ants. No ants were harmed during the study but they did throw some wild parties.

 

[SimonSex]

I was once awarded the IG Nobel prize for studying the effects of alcohol on ants. No ants were hamed during the study but they did throw some wild parties.

I read that they don’t vomit because of their strong anty bodies.

Similar to my 3 Toed Sloth dissertation where no wild parties occurred but no sloths were harmed.

 

[Coyote100]

I have 52 notches on my bed post.

 

[PersonalFavors]

Really short and great at Mario kart

I don’t care if I am good at Mario Kart or not. As long as I can slide into someone and knock em off the track a few times. Some tracks I like the little shortcuts. I can burn som e real time with that game.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I am unemotional, detached, unempathetic, disconnected. I don't feel anything and am just dead inside. I love to cry, I hate to love.

 

[SimonSex]

I’m vegan, Mormon and celibate.

 

[Deleted member 6353684]

I'm so wonderful I can't get over myself.

 

[Tallulah82]

I never know what to say on Lit.

 

[BDA73]

I'm very rarely horny

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

I'm a fuckin' delight.

 

[ShaneoD]

I'm not cranky in the morning

 

[Deleted member 6353684]

First day back to work tomorrow after three weeks off.

I am so fucking excited.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I always keep so quiet.

 

[cactusjack0584]

I always ask for help when I need. I don’t dwell on little things. I’m insanely confident in everything I do. I love how I look in the mirror….

 

[HollyS]

I just got a huge raise and I'm about to drive my new Lexus down to Belize for a 6 month vacation!

 

[Coyote100]

I set a world record for the Marathon for 90 years or older. Two days, 4 hours and 16 minutes.

 

[PersonalFavors]

I am never considered a curmudgeon.

 

[Blueeyes4u100]

I never smile and dislike talking with women

 

[Taegul]

I wear a Rolex around my dick. Whenever someone asks me what time it is, I let them see it for themself.

I also have 192 pending court cases in 32 states and might be logging off Lit for a while. I expect my cellmate to be asking me the time a lot.