Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[Pad_Foot]

I can’t believe other guys fall for Lit women
Who could care about intelligent women who like sex?
I could never fall for a woman like that

 

[jarigi]

I was once approached by a well known publisher to edit an updated version of the Karma Sutra to be called Karma Sutra 2.0.

 

[Tessinwales]

I'm long legged and slender, I'm amazingly witty and men adore my company.

 

[JuicyWife]

Sex disgusts me. I'll be in the monastery tomorrow

 

[lifeis2short2b]

I believe everyone on Literotica !

 

[SecretiveThoughts]

I'm not masturbating

 

[ALovelyNudist]

I’m a sensible driver

 

[HollyS]

I have never ever masturbated while driving.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I rarely get aroused by simply reading posts in lit...

 

[Trubbycat]

I’m a religious fanatic computer expert who has cracked every Lit user’s identity.

 

[HollyS]

I started my own secret religion, with millions of followers. (I got tired of bursting into flames when I went into a regular church. Tedious, putting out all those fires!)

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I would never even consider kneeling and worshipping at her alter...

 

[kathyisgr65]

Im a firm believer that masterbation is an express lane to hell

 

[Schiavone]

I'm long legged and slender, I'm amazingly witty and men adore my company.

I’m really not interested in long slender legs on an amazingly witty woman.

 

[Photog1rl]

I hate sweet morning messages.

 

[ImpishSeraph]

I do not enjoy the sensation on my lips

 

[HollyS]

I have never ever thought about laying my head on Photog1rl 's lovely bosom.

 

[ImpishSeraph]

I have never ever thought about laying my head on Photog1rl 's lovely bosom.

I never have either

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

This gif has no power over me...

 

[AprilTwenties]

I'm really white and from Scotland....

 

[Biggalute]

I have never ever thought about laying my head on Photog1rl 's lovely bosom.

I never have either

I hate sweet morning messages.

I have!

 

[Photog1rl]

I had so many sweet morning messages I just can’t get through them all.

 

[Biggalute]

I had so many sweet morning messages I just can’t get through them all.

I know what you mean, it's a real chore sometimes

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’m not at all obsessed with how weird Kristen Bells face is in this show

 

[Biggalute]

I hate it when I'm at work, doing really boring administrative stuff and I get distracted by Lit