Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[Taegul]

Another tip from you^^^

Instead of money, I love getting tips about food savings

"Hot Tip" is the name of my next porn film, expected to be one of the biggest hits in my illustrious adult film career.

 

[SherlockianMan]

I suffer from Anatidaephobia

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

I have a fantastic collection of Victorian medical instruments, and I strut around town wearing only a burial shroud.

 

[SimonSex]

IF YOU HAVE BEEN INJURED IN AN ACCIDENT
CALL: (555) 555-5555
(I can’t afford a billboard, hence the all caps)

 

[BusDee276]

I have never been unfaithful

 

[Cwtchseeker]

I have always been the one to finish a relationship

 

[Justapet50]

I am young and beautiful

 

[Sallyhansen6914]

I am not lying to people when I say I can grasp the fact that I’m mentally ill and that it’s all delusions… oh I took my medicine today I honestly do not find it somewhat interesting, entertaining and confusing…
Only when I am not mentally stuck lost in thought of how far back it doesn’t go. #unhinged

 

[ALovelyNudist]

I’ve never broken the law

 

[fakingadulthood]

I am 100% sober and not at all surprised by how well I’m typing right now

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

So proud to be voting for Trump this next election.

 

[Taegul]

I am president of the Papa Smurf fan club.

 

[LatinaSoCal1995]

I'm super happy with my life and totally wouldn't change anything.

 

[hairball18]

I am a stud.

 

[ImpishSeraph]

I am a stud.

Wouldn't that be a Tomcat?

I am a superhero by night. I rescue blue balls. They call me The Great Reliver

 

[hairball18]

Someone here calls me a tomcat.

 

[AllAmericanMale]

I hate traveling to see new things.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I'm a real life Disney princess.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

I am Spartacus!

 

[Taegul]

I've been substituting candy corn for real corn three meals a day for the last 15 years. My dentist loves me.

 

[fakingadulthood]

I’m going to be so freaking productive with stuff around the house this weekend!

 

[ImpishSeraph]

When I see a hard on I try to throw rings onto it like ring toss. It always a fun game.

 

[GrimmZombie]

I have so many much money I do know what to do with myself.

 

[BernadetteRochelle]

I hate attention but I'm also really good at replying to people when they give it to me.

 

[Photog1rl]

I respond to every PM I receive.