Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[Photog1rl]

I had so many sweet morning messages I just can’t get through them all.

 

[Biggalute]

I had so many sweet morning messages I just can’t get through them all.

I know what you mean, it's a real chore sometimes

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’m not at all obsessed with how weird Kristen Bells face is in this show

 

[Biggalute]

I hate it when I'm at work, doing really boring administrative stuff and I get distracted by Lit

 

[Boat1]

My government makes me proud to be an American.

 

[kathyisgr65]

This is a favorite of mine
Drunk dialing will get y'all back together

 

[bbcbarry9033]

This is a favorite of mine
Drunk dialing will get y'all back together

That's a fact! I, for one, am most insightful when I'm blind drunk.

 

[kathyisgr65]

That's a fact! I, for one, am most insightful when I'm blind drunk.

I and me both. Cheers

 

[LostHorizon]

I had so many sweet morning messages I just can’t get through them all.

Ahhhh so that’s what it is. Very clever.

 

[Trubbycat]

I had so many sweet morning messages I just can’t get through them all.

I had to hire an admin to help sort through all of mine.

 

[HollyS]

I had to hire an admin to help sort through all of mine.

I don't get any, so I never have to worry about it.

 

[willlph]

I absolutely abhor women’s feet

 

[Coyote100]

I don't get any, so I never have to worry about it.

I have written many sweet morning messages to her.

 

[LostHorizon]

I come to the Lit boards to discuss politics.

 

[WerdNerd]

My cock is soft and floppy

 

[thefishfryer]

I get younger every day.

 

[TheMrBurns]

My knee is fine and even if it wasn't I'm just hurt I'm certainly not injured.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I find the emoji really over rated.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I'm often used as a "cock stunt double" for porn movies...

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

I am highly self confident and never overthink situations.

 

[HollyS]

I am soooooo looking forward to Monday at work tomorrow.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

I can't stand watching horror films.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Women who write and tell me they want to swallow me bore me...

 

[UnquietDreams]

Reading bores me to tears.

 

[azz_vt]

I’m 6”5’…