Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[HollyS]

I’m 6”5’…

I'm 4'10"

 

[Coyote100]

When l am walking on all four, l am only 2' 5"

 

[Kraken_96]

When I'm walking on all 8, I am 42' 7"

 

[Coyote100]

I am a gourmet chef having attended Le Cordon Bleu in Paris.

 

[summer_reine]

I will be the first feline on mars!

 

[kathyisgr65]

I always get my 8 hrs of uninterrupted sleep

 

[willlph]

I am still asleep and won’t post this post for another 4 hours

 

[Jaws82]

My name is Steve

 

[mickyp123]

I have trained Tortoise to sing ABBA songs

 

[kathyisgr65]

I am a professional lurker...I can sneak in and out without a trace left

 

[Trubbycat]

I’ll write angry letters to the editor about anything.

 

[LostHorizon]

I'm 4'10"

Me too! Actually 4’10.5”

 

[HollyS]

I grew overnight. Now I'm 6'2"

 

[Photog1rl]

I don't care about anything.

 

[Coyote100]

People tell me l should be on the stage. The first one out of town.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

I could be around people 24/7 and never tire of it.

 

[Trubbycat]

Women fear my ravenous sexual appetite and the pheromones it releases.

 

[Photog1rl]

I am super good at identifying Alts.

 

[37_ttej]

I avidly read every post to religiously keep up with the Sex and Shenanigans thread.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I can confirm that I am in peak physical condition and have the physique of an Olympian.

 

[Biggalute]

I just don't see the appeal of big, gorgeous boobs.

 

[van_delay]

I'm very well hung

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I got several PM's last night from leading ladies on here, demanding I enter their PM's and entertain them with my sexual stamina and wicked tongue.

 

[high99]

I have been reading this forum for 4 years, every day for 4 hours a day. I have taken copious notes and cross referenced peoples posts and compiled a database for easy recall and boy can I tell you who the bs people are.

 

[Starscream_UK]

I hated Transfomers as a kid...