Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[LeSabreur]

I am Renee Zellweger's identical twin.

 

[Wandering_Sen]

I am a meat popsicle.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I don't want a bacon sarnie and a can of coke.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

I hate being naked

 

[BDA73]

I am not looking to masturbate with a lady friend

 

[EctoJohn]

I am a pro poker player.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

I hate Wales

 

[SissyBrandi19]

I have an intense interest in mechanical...oh, what are those things called again? You know what I mean, right? They're about oh, that big...they're sometimes blue? Oh, c'mon, you know exactly what I'm...so yeah.

What?

 

[EctoJohn]

I have metal false teeth.

 

[AllAmericanMale]

I'm an asshole.

 

[LeSabreur]

My penis actually has its own social security number.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm actually a woman.

 

[LeSabreur]

I knelt for 3 hours lapping at @EctoJohn's pussy.

 

[Jeanie99]

I can sing opra

 

[EctoJohn]

I can identify where I am in the United States by feel of the dirt against my feet alone.

 

[LeSabreur]

When I look up at the night sky the stars send me messages.