Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[positiveflirt]

I've been stealing the joy from @JustAnotherFlower's heart every morning for the past eight weeks using a complicated pulley system. I sell it on my market stall, next to the smutty romance novels.

 

[Lily13]

I wrote a book about my sexploits and now I have to physically promote it

 

[37_ttej]

I said I'd stay away from this place for evermore.

Well, I did try.
Failed spectacularly (evidently), but I did try.

 

[EctoJohn]

 

[Taegul]

The Internet can thank me because I'm the one who invented the vomit emoji

Spent 2 minutes in the Politics forum and then it just magically came to me.

 

[HollyS]

I spend at least 5 hrs a day reading the politics forum because I find it so balanced and uplifting.

 

[Starscream_UK]

I care about everything and everyone, sooooooooo much...

 

[Cwtchseeker]

I have so many DM’s I’ve had to hire a secretary

 

[Wilfredworth1970]

I told my Doctor that i couldn't stop telling lies and he said "I don't believe you"

 

[Cwtchseeker]

I once dated a Victoria’s Secret model

 

[Trubbycat]

I am a Victoria’s Secret model.

 

[HollyS]

I am a Victoria’s Secret model.

Me too!!

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I am thisclose to becoming a millionaire...

 

[English_guy_bkk]

I am thisclose to becoming a millionaire...

I have always fancied you from afar.

 

[Taegul]

I worked for 10 years as a janitor at P. Diddy's properties. I am currently seeing a therapist 18 times a week.

 

[ALovelyNudist]

I have never ever engaged in sexual activities in the workplace

 

[Mr_Soup]

I love soup! It’s my favorite.

 

[ALovelyNudist]

I’ve never broken the law

 

[Taegul]

I breed turtles for competitive racing.

 

[Biggalute]

I have two belly buttons from when I was a born again Christian

 

[Taegul]

I joined the priesthood 20 years ago and only come on to Lit for research purposes.

Umm, yeah.

 

[fakingadulthood]

I don’t already know I’m going to be up too late tonight

 

[Photog1rl]

I hide all my feelings.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I’m very slow.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

I'm super comfortable telling people to shut up when I've had enough.