Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[Photog1rl]

I did not just get irrationally excited that someone on a different continent is online.

 

[DoRaMe]

I'm a tall blonde and a famous artist

 

[Coyote100]

At my curtain call bow tonight l received a standing ovation.

 

[Taegul]

My next streaming sex show goes live at 5pm PST. Links will be posted in the What Made You Roll Your Eyes Today thread.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

I hide my feelings so well, I should really win an award!

 

[cactusjack0584]

I hate spicy food!

 

[Sallyhansen6914]

I know exactly what I’m doing in life. I’m not winging it. And I am mot
Considering being an escort to get back on my feet in life.

 

[fakingadulthood]

I am the inspiration behind several of the greatest literary characters in the western canon despite their stories having publication dates before I was born

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

I always know what I'm doing.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

I've never thought of jumping into bed with any ladies on lit

 

[drouter]

I had a week full of accomplishments....

 

[jarigi]

Several years ago, I stumbled upon a tribe of Nepalese Yeti having a few joints and doing impersonations of famous people. They paid me off in Toblerone to never disclose their village.

 

[Coyote100]

Seeing images of naked women on Lit has no affect on me.

 

[Sallyhansen6914]

I don’t hear the voices…. I just pretend I am schizophrenic for the attention.

 

[sister jenny]

I have my shit together.
There is probably no one who has their shit more together than me.

 

[Taegul]

I go to church every Sunday, and I never sin.

 

[BDA73]

I'm currently sleeping

 

[summer_reine]

I drink lots of water and sleep at least 8 hours every night

 

[deft]

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

 

[Cat]

I absolutely hate the forest.

 

[Sappho_CGN]

I am a femme fatale

 

[Auden James]

That's not merely a "blatant" lie, but—in your case—a rather pathetic one.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

I am always a ray of gentle sunshine.

 

[WhisperedDesires]

I know exactly what I am doing, always.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

I am SO confident in myself and I never second guess myself