Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[Thebrowneye]

I have a magic lamp for sale

 

[Masters_slutpussy]

I'm definitely an easy breezy, super chill woman.

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

I'm running for president.

 

[WhisperedDesires]

I'm not freezing my ass off.

 

[Biggalute]

I'm a dyslexic, atheist insomniac who lays awake wondering if there's a dog.

 

[tedsbeds]

I am the most handsome man you'll ever meet and the best fuck you'll ever have!

 

[Scareltt]

I am the most handsome man you'll ever meet and the best fuck you'll ever have!

This post should be removed!

I read no lies..

 

[tedsbeds]

You caught me!

 

[HollyS]

I won the Miss America pageant. Two years running!

 

[Thebrowneye]

I won the Miss America pageant. Two years running!

Hey no truths!

 

[Sallyhansen6914]

My ex didn’t put Nair in my shampoo

 

[English_guy_bkk]

I don't fancy @JuicyWife anymore

 

[BDA73]

I have no desire to stroke my morning wood

 

[Japansurfer]

I am absolutely focused on work and not lit right now

 

[FunBamaMan]

I freaking love it when the time changes and wish it happened more than twice a year!

 

[J-Rod]

I am not sitting here with my hands down my pants

 

[ICantLeafYou]

I'm running for president.

I'm voting for you!

 

[Trubbycat]

No one here wants to trade saucy messages with me

 

[ALovelyNudist]

I don’t really get compliments on my appearance

 

[Shenanigans90]

I don’t think I’m attracted to women’s breasts anymore. Please send yours so I can prove this theory.

 

[BDA73]

I really do not enjoy breasts hanging inches above my mouth

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

My mood is always pleasant with a smile forever on my face.

 

[TXRafe]

i am a morning person and 5 hours of sleep is more than enough for me to be delightfully pleasant and productive ALL day!

 

[WhisperedDesires]

I am totally prepared for Midwest winters.

 

[Taegul]

My grumpy ass hates all forms of comedy.