Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[EctoJohn]

I can see through clothing.

 

[EctoJohn]

I was the one who started the fire since the worlds been turning but in my defense I shouldn’t have been granted access to that time travel device!

See, Billy was right.
WE didn't start the fire, you did.

 

[Xerxes82]

Thicc girls never get my motor running. Nope, not ever. Certainly not zero to 100 in 2 seconds flat

 

[pilotguy123]

I’m wildly confident chatting up women in person

 

[LeSabreur]

I actually had a working prototype of a time machine up and running but the men in the black suits took it away one day.

 

[Breaking_Dawn_Fantasy]

I like small dicks and I cannot lie, you other bitches can't deny.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I'm hoping they bring back the 80s parachute pants.

 

[Sexydrana]

I thought this site was AO3

 

[Jessiat30]

I am followed by strange men in the grocery store.

 

[EctoJohn]

This is my second try at life and I still didn't 100% clear all the levels.

 

[LeSabreur]

On the weekends I wear apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I'm actually a Russian sleeper agent

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

I'm actually a Russian sleeper agent

I knew it! When is asked you about where you get your pj's.... Your answer was very Russian spy-ish.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

I'm actually a Russian sleeper agent

Is your real name Olga?!

 

[MindYaBitness]

Is your real name Olga?!

Indeed, Olga of Kiev, look me up!

 

[Sexydrana]

I’m the fbi watching you on your phones

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

I’m the fbi watching you on your phones

Well shit... You must have an airtight case against me.

 

[Sexydrana]

Well shit... You must have an airtight case against me.

I sure do! And you have a lot of questionable search history, it’s quite alarming

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

I sure do! And you have a lot of questionable search history, it’s quite alarming

You can talk to my attorney

 

[LeSabreur]

Indeed, Olga of Kiev, look me up!

Ольга, очень важно, чтобы вы не раскрывали себя американским капиталистам!

 

[Bloodandglitter]

I'm a DC girl, not a Marvel girl

 

[EctoJohn]

I never button my pants.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I'm a DC girl, not a Marvel girl

I'm a Marvel girl, not a DC girl

 

[LeSabreur]

I am Renee Zellweger's identical twin.

 

[Wandering_Sen]

I am a meat popsicle.