Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

i am a morning person and 5 hours of sleep is more than enough for me to be delightfully pleasant and productive ALL day!
 
I was picked to be Trump's new Press Secretary but had to decline the offer because I don't think my legs look good enough for a secretary role. And I burn coffee. And I'm too dumb and sexist to know what a Press Secretary does. And I start way too many sentences with the word "and".
 
I'm going to turn off my PMs because I can't get anything done and my wife is getting suspicious.
 
I'm gonna stop watching porn, hanging out here and Snapchat. No more flirting online for me.
 
I definitely don't have any obviously fake alts with ginormous boobs posting on Lit.

I've also taken eight different Lit ladies out on movie dates lately to see the Joker sequel. Not because I actually had any interest in those ladies, I just really, really love musicals that much.
 
I definitely don't have any obviously fake alts with ginormous boobs posting on Lit.

I've also taken eight different Lit ladies out on movie dates lately to see the Joker sequel. Not because I actually had any interest in those ladies, I just really, really love musicals that much.
The Joker sequel is a musical????
 
Big on-line gambler here. I’ve got the over & under, the spread, and enough money to risk putting my family in dire straits.
 
I'm not actually a doctor, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

We rocket scientists do a lot of travel for our careers.
 
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