Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

I have been told on many occasions that I'm a handsome devil with a giant penis that would split a woman in two.
 
My foot fetish content on my OnlyFans page is gradually making me a millionaire hundredaire.
 
I'm typing this in my sleep right now. It's really quite the talent.
 
(Can't forget sunshine is the direct result of long term uncontrolled nuclear fusion)

I know nuffink. Nada. Zip, zero zilch. Especially synonyms.
 
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