Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[BDA73]

I never go to cam girl websites

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I am an incurable optimist

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I have been told on many occasions that I'm a handsome devil with a giant penis that would split a woman in two.

 

[Taegul]

My foot fetish content on my OnlyFans page is gradually making me a millionaire hundredaire.

 

[Taegul]

I am not bumping this thread right now.

 

[Deadbed1968]

I am a magnificent specimen of human perfection…

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

Absolutely made it through No-Nut-November.

 

[cactusjack0584]

I get soooo much action… like sooo much

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Ain’t nothing wrong here. How ‘bout there?

 

[Blueeyes4u100]

I Have not enjoyed the last two weeks since I have become active in the forums

 

[Taegul]

I think coffee is delicious! Yum.

 

[BDA73]

I have never masturbated from the pictures of Lit

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

I am so good at math!!!

 

[BDA73]

I have NEVER pleasured myself while scrolling through lit

 

[Taegul]

I'm typing this in my sleep right now. It's really quite the talent.

 

[trinething1ns]

I am really good at sportsball. I can do all the sport.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Is always in a good mood, no seriously I’m a ray of sunshine

 

[UsuallyPresent]

(Can't forget sunshine is the direct result of long term uncontrolled nuclear fusion)

I know nuffink. Nada. Zip, zero zilch. Especially synonyms.

 

[azflyboy69]

I enjoy do in the dishes.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I enjoy do in the dishes.

Kinky, forkin' around like that....

I can't stand watching people work - it utterly disgusts me.

 

[cactusjack0584]

I have a Mercedes Benz and am flush with cash, all the time.

 

[F3x0r]

Often lounges around all day in boxers

 

[Lost_Writer01]

I never scroll while at work and I’ve never seen someone I work with scrolling Lit.

 

[__Nathan1968]

I am so good at math!!!

This adds up.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Is totally holding it together, like so super well.