Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

Cleaning out my PM box 5 times a week is getting to be too much. I wish women would stop sending me unsolicited boob pics. Just eww...
 
My sex drive is nil. If I never get another erection the rest of my life, I'd be only too happy.
 
Time changes are still relevant and not a hindrance at all to my sleep schedule.
 
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