Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[Just4AFriend]

My cock is bigger than the Lit average
That makes me part horse, where it counts

 

[Taegul]

Cleaning out my PM box 5 times a week is getting to be too much. I wish women would stop sending me unsolicited boob pics. Just eww...

 

[VoraciousValue]

My sex drive is nil. If I never get another erection the rest of my life, I'd be only too happy.

 

[EctoJohn]

I am quite wealthy to the point that I don't need to work.

 

[Sh75]

I really don't like Sexybritches AV

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

I am the life of the party.

 

[stickygirl]

I never jump the queue

 

[sally_sparrow]

Time changes are still relevant and not a hindrance at all to my sleep schedule.

 

[Jakevillines]

Time changes are still relevant and not a hindrance at all to my sleep schedule.

Me either...I'm not going to stay up an hour extra trying to get to sleep earlier by being on here either...

 

[Kat73]

I don't like fooling around with women at all.

 

[VoraciousValue]

I eat a full balanced breakfast every morning.

 

[Girly_girl]

I’m a cold hearted bitch that has no compassion

 

[Elgirldani]

I do not like the attention

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I do not like the attention

Yeah, i don't like attention either. Please, nobody look at me.

 

[Pigheaded]

I hate pork products! Yuk! Where is my tofu!

 

[JerseyJade]

My man asked me to suck his cock tonight and I told him, no way!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Remember how i used to be really into Brits? I'm kind of over them.

 

[Jada59]

My one bat wing has gone away and now I'm ripped AF!

 

[Asian_Flower]

I have enormous breasts.

 

[Pigheaded]

I enjoy the empty stores and lack of TP. Homemade bidet are fun!

 

[fakingadulthood]

I am currently confident in my ability to plan for things more than about 5 minutes in the future

 

[fishingandlace]

I love housework. SO much.

 

[profindis]

I adore stupid people, I think they are wonderful.

 

[johnnieblue44]

This whole stay-at-home stuff has not increased my masturbation frequency at all.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I look and feel younger every day...