Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[Lost_Writer01]

I never scroll while at work and I’ve never seen someone I work with scrolling Lit.

 

[__Nathan1968]

I am so good at math!!!

This adds up.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Is totally holding it together, like so super well.

 

[Tallulah82]

I'm super shy.

 

[GoodGirlsDeserveFun]

I'd never share audios of my orgasms or pictures of my tits to horny strangers on the internet

 

[Cwtchseeker]

I’m the most innocent minded Litster here …

 

[cactusjack0584]

Fits in, in every thread on lit he tries.

 

[Xxllrs69xx]

Eventually I’ll get tired of loving the female form.

 

[Tallulah82]

I’m the most innocent minded Litster here …

You really are! It blew my mind how you even managed to find yourself on Lit. Bloody wrong directions.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I have a giant monopoly board in my living room that I use regularly for games at my social events that anyone who's anyone comes to.

 

[Tallulah82]

I have a giant monopoly board in my living room that I use regularly for games at my social events that anyone who's anyone comes to.

I so want this to be real.

 

[gregy70]

I couldn’t go down on a woman as it does nothing for me

 

[Icekiller56]

I'm going celebrate

 

[SimonSex]

I don’t drink, and I know nothing.

 

[Coyote100]

I am an extrème extrovert at parties.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I've got my shit together.

 

[ALovelyNudist]

I’m very shy

 

[Cwtchseeker]

I’ve been playing Twister all afternoon

 

[summer_reine]

I was a burlesque dancer in the 1920's

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I do not have a sassy or snarky bone in my body. Scientists studied me just to be certain.

 

[TXRafe]

I do not have a sassy or snarky bone in my body. Scientists studied me just to be certain.

supposed to be lies...

 

[Strixaluco]

I'm always so energetic before Yule!

 

[37_ttej]

I love exploring kinks with random strangers.
PM me!


(please don’t )

 

[SimonSex]

My tattoos and piercings have their own Insta. It’s sick, brah.