Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[Wandering_Sen]

I am Shiwan Khan! Last surviving heir to Genghis Khan!

 

[EctoJohn]

I once wrote a novel about fictional kings of England who attained power through semi-magical means.

 

[Taegul]

I'm feeling very impatient right now. I'll give 2026 only one week to impress me. If I ain't absolutely blown away by what I see, I'm jumping in my time machine and bouncing TF outta here.

 

[Bigbutathletic]

I never got in a car accident

 

[EctoJohn]

I am approximately 37% of the human population.

 

[Sexydrana]

I have an army of crows at my disposal

 

[LeSabreur]

My close friends know that I am a rather talented cross-dressing karaoke singer.

 

[EctoJohn]

I have a butterfly farm that I raise invasive species in.

 

[Trubbycat]

I have a tunnel service that can get you anywhere without notice.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

I'm absolutely perfect and never make mistakes.

 

[Sexydrana]

I am literally the moon

 

[LeSabreur]

In my high school talent show I did a salute to that famous French entertainer, Le Petomaine.

 

[Bloodandglitter]

I can't wait to go back to work on Monday!

 

[Hmm72]

I'm absolutely perfect and never make mistakes.

lol yeah I think you misunderstood this thread…because you are absolutely perfect so that’s not a lie gorgeous

 

[LeSabreur]

I lost my job as an interpreter because I kept using vulgar slang terms.

 

[Sexydrana]

I’m quiting my day job to become a traveling stripper and I will be touring all over the United States.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

I'm staring an escort agency with Latinas that got cheated on.... So bring the $$ or get shanked.

 

[SusanHoward]

I almost never leave my panties in his room on Saturday mornings any more.

 

[LeSabreur]

I'm staring an escort agency with Latinas that got cheated on.... So bring the $$ or get shanked.

I tried to connect with one of LC's girls but she cut me...it was an unfortunate misunderstanding. Since then we enjoy a complicated relationship; she calls me papi and I call her "Su Alteza."

 

[EctoJohn]

I sell chicken nuggets out of a food truck.

 

[Sexydrana]

I’m the one person who orders the chicken nuggets from @EctoJohn’s food truck

 

[LeSabreur]

I’m the one person who orders the chicken nuggets from @EctoJohn’s food truck

Gee, I didn't think anyone actually ATE those nuggets...I thought they were a cover for his real business, pimping eager feather-boys to lonely chicken women.

 

[Taegul]

I'mm haviingg troble typping right now beccause my yachtt is gettinng knnocked arround by some yuuge waves.

 

[SusanHoward]

I only sunbathe topless on Taegul’s yacht.

 

[Lustful_Eyes4u]

I am the president and CEO of the three little pigs housing company