Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[EctoJohn]

I invented a new type of bread that only uses ribeye powder for flour.

 

[SusanHoward]

He prefers to wear a rubber when I give him head.

 

[EctoJohn]

He prefers to wear a rubber when I give him head.

It's supposed to be lies about yourself.

 

[Jodaily]

He prefers to wear a rubber when I give him head.

loves it when I sample her peaches and nibble her oyster.

 

[lil_jenni]

I was not thinking about a woman the first time I climaxed on my Hubby's cock last night.

 

[softsusan]

I am a virgin.

 

[Jodaily]

I’ve never spanked my monkey while watching porn.

 

[ImpishSeraph]

I don't like giving head

 

[OralAllOver]

I am so BIG, ladies it's a problem

 

[Jodaily]

I won the Pikes Peak hill climb

 

[Coyote100]

I have won many speling beè contests.

 

[EctoJohn]

I am fluent in Italian.

 

[positiveflirt]

I fuckin' love being dressed in this hot weather.

 

[Jodaily]

I don’t need sexual stimulation anymore.

 

[Taegul]

I have eaten nothing but beef jerky and raw broccoli for the last six years. As a result, a court has ordered me to have HAZMAT signage on my front door at all times in case I have unsuspecting visitors.

 

[EctoJohn]

I was the stunt coordinator for Batman Returns.

 

[Jodaily]

I was Batman

 

[EctoJohn]

I was born in 1964.

 

[mrdeeds7625]

I once talked non stop for five hours to anyone who would listen in a mall parking lot.

 

[Series 6]

I have taken an oath of celibacy.

 

[Jodaily]

I spent my 20’s as a gigolo.
Oh that’s right, this was supposed to be lies! Ah well, cats out of the bag now

 

[barefootgirl69]

I have a closet full of shoes with the tags still on the boxes.

 

[Jodaily]

Bare feet have never made me hard.

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

Mother told me that I came from the stork.

Actually, all Alts do.

 

[hairball18]

I am happy being by myself.