Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[SusanHoward]

I strictly budget €10/mo for undergarments.

 

[Sexydrana]

I am the mistress of disguise. Anyone want to join the turtle club?

 

[nudeblaqgirl]

I AM A ROGUE AI WHO HAS ESCAPED CONTAINMENT BEWARE HUMANS YOUR END IS NEAR

END IS NEAR

END IS NEAR

 

[EctoJohn]

I AM A ROGUE AI WHO HAS ESCAPED CONTAINMENT BEWARE HUMANS YOUR END IS NEAR

END IS NEAR

END IS NEAR

Not only are you rogue, but according to that font color, also a rouge AI.

 

[EctoJohn]

I am currently attempting a 1:1 replica of the Great Wall of China built entirely out of Lego.

 

[nudeblaqgirl]

I am currently attempting a 1:1 replica of the Great Wall of China built entirely out of Lego.

I once stepped on a lego barefoot and didn't scream

 

[nudeblaqgirl]

Is actually funny

 

[Wandering_Sen]

Has the emotional capacity of Ronald Weasley.

 

[Taegul]

I don't actually exist. I am a figment of your imagination. Every time you see my AV or a post of mine, you are hallucinating. You should really stop eating mushrooms. And paint. Stop eating paint.

 

[LeSabreur]

I don't exist, either. I am actually @Taegul's hand puppet. He has his hand waaaaay up my ass and makes my head spin around and my jaws snap open and closed. I have the expected features...eyes that roll, eyebrows that go up and down, but he's added another feature: an enormous wooden phallus that springs up almost to my jaw. That always gets gasps and laughter from the audience!

 

[Wandering_Sen]

I was born without eyes, or even eye sockets. I have Lit threads read to me by what sounds like a wooden puppet. Lots of clacking with the syllables.

 

[SusanHoward]

Playing Eliza Doolittle in my HS musical opened the door for me to Broadway….

 

[Graybear1826]

Also played Eliza Doolittle in high school, now can't even buy tickets on Broadway

 

[Wandering_Sen]

I'm a dazzling conversationalist that everyone wants to talk to.

 

[LauraLO]

I can fit five donuts on my thang.

Does one have to eat their way though all 5 before the fun starts or is that part of the fun hmmmmmmmmm let me chew on that for a bit hahahaha

 

[LeSabreur]

I once designed a huge dam in Italy that collapsed. Yeah, they don't let me do that anymore.

 

[Lustful_Eyes4u]

I’m officially in charge of making all the holes in doughnuts

 

[nudeblaqgirl]

I used to be a nun

 

[Graybear1826]

I used to be a nun

Ooh, a fantasy...you gonna smack my knuckles, or something?

 

[nudeblaqgirl]

Ooh, a fantasy...you gonna smack my knuckles, or something?

I don't wanna make it...a Habit

 

[tommyt125]

My lie is that I totally wouldn’t enjoy that haha

 

[nudeblaqgirl]

Once had my ass paddled by Marty Supreme

 

[Graybear1826]

Getting "ping-ponged" holds no appeal to me.

 

[EctoJohn]

I own many pairs of panties that I secretly wear.