Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[Exploringwife46]

I won a Olympic gold medal in figure skating

 

[jassybb]

im very skinny & petite

 

[EctoJohn]

I used to be a frog, but a princess kissed me to reverse the spell.
Sadly I found out afterwards that she's really only into amphibians.

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

I never peruse the forums while in the bathroom

 

[CuyValDar]

I'm a Jedi. I crash landed in a place called Roswell after my ship was damaged escaping from Order 66.

 

[EctoJohn]

I used to play DooM with Barack Obama back in the 90s.

 

[Tom_Brown]

I’m hung like a horse and can stay hard through multiple orgasms!

 

[EctoJohn]

I am actually 12 foot tall. I also thought this was the "How tall is everyone?" thread.

 

[Trubbycat]

I usually wear a suit even though I work remotely.

 

[Cindy027]

I am one of the recipients for the Fields Medal in 2026, displacing one of; Sheldon Cooper, Will Hunting, Lisa Simpson and Cuthbert Calculus

 

[Wageslave]

I'm the happiest and most fulfilled person on earth

 

[EctoJohn]

I am the third place winner of the latest Magic the Gathering World Championship.

 

[ALovelyNudist]

I am a law abiding citizen and haven’t broken any laws even once

 

[Bbyfcd77]

I’m still in highschool wrestling shape at 47
And my cock is a perfectly thick 8 inches

 

[EctoJohn]

I wrote Jurassic Park.

 

[Wouldlovetoo]

I thought this was a book club and I dislike sex.

 

[EctoJohn]

I have a harem.

 

[Pad_Foot]

I just come here for the good articles

 

[EctoJohn]

I spend my off time diving into a huge Scrooge McDuckian vault.

 

[Coyote100]

I am comfortable sunbathing on a 116° day like today.

 

[Taegul]

I cloned myself four times just so I could form the greatest boy band to ever exist.

 

[Mrtenant]

I am the lone survivor of an airplane crash over an African jungle where I was captured by a tribe of Amazon warrior women who used me for breeding over and over again before I escaped. They fed me grapes and meat skewers and other fresh fruits and vegetables while we lazed around a campfire laughing and telling stories. It was torture, pure and simple. They had me inseminate the entire tribe. It was brutal. And then they found out I'd had a vasectomy many years ago. Do you have any idea how hard it is to run barefoot with just a loincloth and flowers in your hair?

 

[EctoJohn]

I am the original inventor of Crystal Pepsi.

 

[munch2much]

Because I have woken so early I have utilised the 4 extra hours doing productive things.

 

[EctoJohn]

I am an expert in putting pineapple on pizza.