Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[Series 6]

I shot the sheriff and the deputy

 

[Jillyn5309]

I invented the Internet.

 

[Cindy027]

I invented the Internet.

I finished reading the internet on Saturday.

 

[EctoJohn]

I have a penis that I can manually adjust the size of to suit the needs and desires of the woman looking to enjoy it.

 

[AveryElle]

I wish I lived in the south

 

[Jodaily]

I own a Caribbean island that I sail around.

 

[Taegul]

I have never tasted Coca-Cola. As a matter of fact, I've never even touched a bottle of that stuff.

 

[LeSabreur]

I was raised in a small fishing village in Kansas.

 

[EctoJohn]

I have ALL the rizz.

 

[SimonSex]

Las Vegas is my dream destination. Or maybe a cruise ship with lots of norovirus.

 

[EctoJohn]

I was the design inspiration for the character Metroman from the animated movie Megamind.

 

[Strixaluco]

I'm married to a famous musician.

 

[SusanHoward]

I’m saving myself for marriage.

 

[Jodaily]

Truly! I’ve never masturbated in my life.

 

[Nicefella]

I’m a lusty lesbian from the libidinous land of Lebanon!

 

[Jodaily]

I was elected as valedictorian of my graduating class

 

[ALovelyNudist]

I am loved by all, hated by none

 

[Jodaily]

I am so well thought of that my neighbors put up a plaque in my honor.

 

[SusanHoward]

I’m a cheap date.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I take myself way too seriously...

 

[Taegul]

I donated all of my hair to Fabio 30 years ago. No one told me it wasn't going to regrow. FML.

 

[EctoJohn]

I taught Paul Reubens how to dance.

 

[ALovelyNudist]

I have the record for the fastest speed on the autobahn!

 

[EctoJohn]

I invented the flying car, but your civilization isn't ready for it.

 

[Jodaily]

Forget all the others, I invented the internet so we can all enjoy porn privately in our own homes. Say thank you.