Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[ALovelyNudist]

I’m not comfortable meeting new people

 

[EctoJohn]

I have piloted a real giant mech robot.

 

[Abeona1]

I am a real giant mech robot.

 

[naughySoul]

I was one of the engineers of the Golden Gate.

 

[SissyBrandi19]

I have this one person who wishes me well. There is somebody alive on this planet and dimension who knows my actual name. If I were to die this minute, at least one person would feel a momentary sense of loss. I once met a human who shared my DNA to some non-zero degree.

Look at me! Just churning out the bullshit! Better stop now or I might meet the criteria for pathological liar.

 

[Wren200]

That I don't message too many people on lit.

 

[hairball18]

I am very eloquent.

 

[Cindy027]

I am very eloquent.

Mee to.

 

[Taegul]

I love boy bands. Their music has enriched my life. I'm rocking out to Backstreet Boys right now as a matter of fact.

 

[Pad_Foot]

I love wearing Greek Fustanella cuz the women love the look and the naughty peeks

 

[~Elizabeth~]

I'm fine

 

[EctoJohn]

I invented Nicolai Tesla and the character got away from me.

 

[Rj_Gallos]

I invented taped, all of them! Scotch, duct, duck, cassette, etc.

 

[Tallulah82]

I'm very quiet and reserved online, and very loud and in your face in real life.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I had to change all my locks once I caught her (^^^^^) picking my lock and hiding in my bedroom... the effort was impressive, though...

 

[Cindy027]

I had to visit a psychic and have new thoughts put in my head because of Jeff.

 

[softsusan]

I am still a virgin.

 

[BDA73]

I've come back from the future with a goal to impregnate as many women as possible to save man kind from destruction

 

[Rj_Gallos]

I have the ultimate solution to everlasting world peace and ending famine.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm a well known actor that is known for roles in Flubber (1997) and Skyfall (2012).

 

[wigglypuss]

I am still a virgin.

So am I.

 

[Taegul]

I had the Chia Pet technology implanted "down below". As long as I water it every day or two, I have thick green and curly pubic hair.

 

[HopefulRetirement]

I was an extra in the movie Sicario

 

[LisaMayTurner]

I always go braless at weekends, especially when I ride my bicycle.

 

[EctoJohn]

I once ate 61 pizzas in a single sitting, still holding the record for the town of Wassamatta, Pennsylvania.