Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[Awaywego]

I cannot stand being near the water.

 

[SirSparky]

I always go braless at weekends, especially when I ride my bicycle.

Now that would be a sight to see

 

[SirSparky]

I have the body of a chippendale with a 12" cock

 

[HopefulRetirement]

I'm actually a complete asshole with no regard for other people's feelings.

 

[LisaMayTurner]

Now that would be a sight to see

I would cause accidents, I think.

 

[SpicyBean99]

The last thing I crave is validation.

 

[SirSparky]

I would cause accidents, I think.

Probably but worth it for the view

 

[sexysluttyyyy]

I was fucked hard in a gangbang scene of a famous blacked videos, after which I was not able to walk for many days after.

 

[SirSparky]

I was fucked hard in a gangbang scene of a famous blacked videos, after which I was not able to walk for many days after.

Somehow, knowing you, I dont think that is a blatant lie

 

[LucienByTheSes]

Filthy/messy sex is of little interest

 

[Sexy_Singer]

I am impotent.

 

[Taegul]

I use my Jedi mind trick to get my coworkers to sleep with me. As a matter of fact, I just ran into this one woman that.....

Hold on, H.R. is asking to meet me. Gotta go but I'll be back in a bit...Maybe.

 

[EctoJohn]

I have a hobby of streaking through major squares of big cities.

 

[JordynRose]

I am 6’2” tall, and an extrovert.

 

[EctoJohn]

I have mastered the ancient art of ninjitsu.

 

[Trubbycat]

Artists want to plaster cast my penis

 

[Lost_Writer01]

I haven’t thought about administering a spanking at all today.

 

[EctoJohn]

I am currently employed as a stylist.

 

[marriedchappy]

I have an 8 inch cock...

 

[jay49in25]

Im headed to Vegas this weekend where I plan on meeting with a movie producer so I can finance my gf, Keira Knightly”s next movie.

 

[Omegawolfen]

I used to work as a waitress in a cocktail bar!

 

[SirSparky]

I used to work as a waitress in a cocktail bar!

I know a song about that

 

[Omegawolfen]

I know a song about that

Me too, they sang about me

 

[Wand3rlust]

I'm the hottest person here, and I'm also interested in absolutely noone.

 

[AmberLGreen]

I'm the hottest person here, and I'm also interested in absolutely noone.

Pssst… this is the blatant lie thread not the random fact about yourself thread