Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[Baztrachian]

I hate Audrey Hepburn.

 

[F3x0r]

I'm definitely going to have an early night

 

[EctoJohn]

One of my fingers is artificial.

 

[SusanHoward]

My first paying job was Swimsuit Model for Macys.

 

[Sexydrana]

I don’t wake up horny

 

[brdplt]

I woke up between @SusanHoward and @Sexydrana

 

[Ratchetman1982]

I got through college as a lingerie model

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I don't like food.

 

[Sexydrana]

I’m actually super religious and am here to have men message me after they think they seen my naked body so I can proselytize for recruits to the cult I am in… to all the new recruits so far, welcome

 

[Xerxes82]

The Metatron just whispered to me that her cult is inferior, and to urge me to call you all to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.*

All hail his noodley appendage!

*not to be confused with @PotNoodle79 , though I'm sure he wouldn't complain if anybody hailed his noodley appendage either

 

[PotNoodle79]

The Metatron just whispered to me that her cult is inferior, and to urge me to call you all to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.*

All hail his noodley appendage!

*not to be confused with @PotNoodle79 , though I'm sure he wouldn't complain if anybody hailed his noodley appendage either

Times are hard (no pun), I'll take what I can get

 

[Abeona1]

I've just been surfing the waves. Go me.

 

[Wand3rlust]

It doesn't bother me.

 

[MrPimms]

Not excited by new season of All Creatures … coming soon to Netflix.

 

[Norfolkguy49]

I'm still a virgin

 

[pinkparkhorse]

Tommy Lee is my father

 

[Sexydrana]

I’m actually 93 not 33, I know I look incredible for my age…

 

[Ratchetman1982]

My comic book collection makes panties fly off

 

[orangecurious]

i don't like music

 

[Sexydrana]

I feed on the energy of the men who DM me

 

[Ratchetman1982]

I feed women energy when I DM them

 

[pinkparkhorse]

My comic book collection makes panties fly off

That could be somewhat true. I read comic books without panties on sometimes.

 

[jason28053]

My dick is so big that @EvaLane is having to knit a sock for me.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

That could be somewhat true. I read comic books without panties on sometimes.

All my doing! I'm taking credit for it. No backsies

 

[Anastasia1999]

My tiara is so heavy that I will end up with a hunchback if I am not careful.