Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[mickyp123]

I do not have fantasies about being facesat

 

[poppypopper]

I go to church every Sunday , bible class on a Wednesday and I have never masturbated

 

[Cm_gogo]

I am not drunk at this moment

 

[poppypopper]

I only orgasm when with a man

 

[poppypopper]

My tits are massive

 

[Taegul]

I'm starting my own online store that sells fans. Ceiling fans. Portable fans. Misting fans. Industrial fans. Nothing else, just fans.

I will call it OnlyFans. That name isn't taken, is it?

 

[Sexydrana]

I don’t care for sex, or masturbation, or even for orgasming. I think it’s boring.

 

[poppypopper]

All men are tender sensual lovers

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I'm starting my own online store that sells fans. Ceiling fans. Portable fans. Misting fans. Industrial fans. Nothing else, just fans.

I will call it OnlyFans. That name isn't taken, is it?

That sucks, and it blows….

 

[Vitriolhack]

I don’t care for sex, or masturbation, or even for orgasming. I think it’s boring.

I feel the same way, sex, solo or duo or more is so overrated!!

 

[Sexydrana]

I feel the same way, sex, solo or duo or more is so overrated!!

I’m so pure and chaste, I took the wrong turn at Albuquerque and found myself here at this site

 

[poppypopper]

I am a nun, I am chastate

 

[Taegul]

I soak my dick in 5-hour energy drinks if I want sex to last longer. I used Redbull before but got tired of the feathers getting everywhere. Redbull gives you wings, you know...

 

[EctoJohn]

I am made of aluminum.

 

[PotNoodle79]

I’m sober

 

[Noone45]

I have never watched a porn video
What's porn anyway?

 

[latecomer91364]

I believe that biological men and boys should be able to compete against women in women's sports, and it doesn't make them a bunch of pussy losers.

 

[pinkparkhorse]

I agree with the transphobic douche canoe above me.

 

[Stillstiff]

I am very thin

 

[Ratchetman1982]

I once tripped over the G Spot

 

[Vitriolhack]

I’m so pure and chaste, I took the wrong turn at Albuquerque and found myself here at this site

I know the way you took!
Fucking Waze, always sending you somewhere strange that leaves you in a daze!

 

[Vitriolhack]

I have never watched a porn video
What's porn anyway?

It’s when you graduate high school!

You misspelled it, it should be Prom!

 

[Noone45]

It’s when you graduate high school!

You misspelled it, it should be Prom!

Never heard of it ?.
What's that

 

[Sexydrana]

I know the way you took!
Fucking Waze, always sending you somewhere strange that leaves you in a daze!

I did use Waze and it did give me this scenic route and because I had a window open some of my pics also flew out here

 

[EctoJohn]

I am a trained cosmetologist.