Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[Jodaily]

I just love going to the dentist!

 

[EctoJohn]

I believe in the 555 second rule.

 

[GraiceeGirl]

I bathe daily in a waterfall.

 

[Sexydrana]

Congratulations to everyone being obsessed with my body, I am actually Circe. For my next trick, I will be turning all the men in my dms into animals by Halloween

 

[Bloodandglitter]

I didn't cry today. In fact, I've never cried

 

[Ratchetman1982]

I've never tried to keep the beat of a good song during sex

 

[EctoJohn]

I can leap over tall buildings in a single bound.

 

[SweetCheeks_95]

I definitely don't need a step stool to reach things on the top shelf

 

[EctoJohn]

I once flew a passenger jet to safety after all other pilots on board came down with an illness.

 

[Sexydrana]

I found Atlantis but I also was the reason it can’t be found now…

 

[Norfolkguy49]

I hate licking pussies

 

[Footman69]

I am the worlds greatest karaoke singer

 

[EctoJohn]

I once escaped reality, but I forgot my keys and had to come back.
Now I'm stuck here.

 

[Abeona1]

I love a cock being forced down my throat.

 

[ALovelyNudist]

I’m not thinking about another sexual adventure

 

[paulworcsuk]

I’m not thinking about another sexual adventure

I don’t want to take part in that adventure

 

[lil_jenni]

I never fantasize about what life would be like if I had never had children.

 

[Strixaluco]

I have no dreams of getting married.

 

[kreemi_pi]

What you see is what you get. Nothing mysterious about me.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

I don't miss the feel of a woman

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Ignorance is bliss. Except when dodging, preparing countermeasures, anticipating, hoping, praying, begging...

 

[miss_moon_beam]

I am not eating cheese in the bath right now.

 

[pinkparkhorse]

I am not eating cheese in the bath right now.

This is one of the most awesome things I’ve ever heard.

 

[Sexydrana]

SexyDrana is my real name

 

[miss_moon_beam]

This is one of the most awesome things I’ve ever heard.

Thank you you should try it sometime, its liberating.