Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[Sexydrana]

I did not just order a new toy for myself… nor did I order more sensitizer cream…

 

[latecomer91364]

I agree with the transphobic douche canoe above me.

Then that makes you a 'transphobic douche canoe,' doesn't it?

 

[EctoJohn]

I invented hand shaking.

 

[Sexydrana]

I am the mistress of disguise…

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I am the mistress of disguise…

No, *I* am the Mistress of Disguise!

Muah hah hah hah haaaa!

 

[kreemi_pi]

No, *I* am the Mistress of Disguise!

Muah hah hah hah haaaa!

I am the Mistress of These Guys

 

[EctoJohn]

I know everything about everything.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I know NUZZINGK!

 

[kreemi_pi]

I drive an expensive, reliable car

 

[smtst5]

Ask me anything about women. I am what you can an expert on the topic.

 

[Bloodandglitter]

I am not knowledgeable about Tim Roth and Clive Owen movies

 

[Polranny]

I definitely don't need a step stool to reach things on the top shelf

I do

 

[Taegul]

I taught Michael Jackson how to moonwalk.

On the moon.

 

[EctoJohn]

I have extra powerful pheromones.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I am the very model of a modern Major-General

 

[PotNoodle79]

I've information vegetable, animal and mineral..

 

[BInowGay]

I'm as pure as the driven snow.....

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I’m as pure as the driven party van

 

[BInowGay]

I’m as pure as the driven party van

I've never been in a party van.......

 

[AlexBailey]

Nothing impresses me more than someone wearing lots of heavy golden bling.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I don't think i have a lingerie problem AT ALL.

 

[Baztrachian]

I always pull out when asked.

 

[SusanHoward]

I never ask him to pull out.

 

[Cowboy34]

I have a small cock

 

[EctoJohn]

I have gone kangaroo riding through the Australian outback.