Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[Statius]

Tacos are not overrated. At all.

 

[awired50]

Taco salad is not my favorite dish

 

[Gamine67]

A tostada is nothing more than flat taco, I never eat them.

 

[awired50]

I doubt the tacos she is referring to are flat.

 

[EctoJohn]

I drive a 1964 Buick Skylark in Metallic Mint Green.

 

[CarlyAnn]

I drive a 1964 Buick Skylark in Metallic Mint Green.

Are you sure it wasn’t a ‘63 Pontiac Tempest?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I drive a 3 wood on the fairway.

 

[awired50]

I have more sex than I can handle.

 

[Sexydrana]

I know Santa because I was raised with his elves and my Papa adopted me after i crawled out of Santa’s bag in the North Pole.

 

[EctoJohn]

Are you sure it wasn’t a ‘63 Pontiac Tempest?

Yes, it doesn't have independent rear suspension.

 

[MrPimms]

I love purple prose and descriptions that go on for pages and pages and get in the way

 

[cocokittysurprise]

I hate sorbet; it's the absolute worst.

 

[Sexydrana]

I’m the diva you were all warned about.

 

[EctoJohn]

I prefer to sleep standing up.

 

[CarlyAnn]

Yes, it doesn't have independent rear suspension.

My bad….

 

[awired50]

I hate Beer

 

[snexxer]

I am not wearing a tshirt that says.
STUCK
FARMER

 

[SusanHoward]

Guys love my independent rear suspension.

 

[awired50]

I do not want to try @SusanHoward rear suspension.

 

[EctoJohn]

I am a human model of a Christmas tree.

 

[pinkparkhorse]

I hate AEW wrestling.

 

[CarlyAnn]

I just walked my dog in 32 degree temps wearing my Summer bikini.

 

[awired50]

It's Freezing here today.

 

[EctoJohn]

I deliver presents on Christmas Eve, but exclusively to Santa's house.

 

[Taegul]

Seismologists in Southern California are quickly getting tired of me. Every time I orgasm, it registers between 5.0 and 5.6 on the Richter scale and they don't know whether or not to alert emergency personnel due to the 6-10 "false alarm" earthquakes on a daily basis.