Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[DirtyBamaDaddy69]

I absolutely hate eating pussy.

 

[EctoJohn]

I am mayor of Palatka, Florida.

 

[Taegul]

I am the one who named Lake Titicaca in South America. Trust me, you do NOT want to know the story behind it.

 

[EctoJohn]

I actually want to know the story behind @Taegul 's naming of Lake Titicaca.

 

[Furrywitentacles]

My boobs are huge….

How big do you wish they were

 

[EctoJohn]

I have a love of pink striped socks.

 

[Taegul]

After seeing the 40-Year-Old Virgin twenty years ago, I decided to give waxing a try and enjoyed the personal torture and bodily violence so much, I have consistently done full body waxing every 2-3 months ever since. Even my Hobbit feet have stayed bare the last two decades.

(My God, that movie really is 20 years old? )

 

[EctoJohn]

I did a couple of voices in the original English dub of Pokemon.

 

[Taegul]

I cannot post pics in the AmPics forum because I turned pro many years ago. Losing my amateur status also means I can no longer compete in the Pornlympics.

 

[CarlyAnn]

How big do you wish they were

I can’t say because if I did I wouldn’t be lieing and this thread has rules….

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I hate singing so much. Music is bleh. Who left this microphone in my car?!

 

[EctoJohn]

I see dead people.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Not lookin for liquor store Black Friday deals

 

[Sexy_Singer]

I hate singing so much. Music is bleh. Who left this microphone in my car?!

Same...wait...you sing?

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Same...wait...you sing?

What thread am I in? Oh yeah...

No. I do not.

 

[Sexy_Singer]

What thread am I in? Oh yeah...

No. I do not.

Fucking liar...

...oh wait

 

[Sexy_Singer]

@Chloe_Harper

Now I don't expect an audio of your horrible singing in my in box.

 

[CarlyAnn]

I wrote all the words to every Beatles song.

 

[Taegul]

I wrote all the lyrics for every Chipmunks song and did all the singing. Alvin has stolen all my glory, Milli Vanilli style.

 

[EctoJohn]

I had a good idea for a lie for this thread.

 

[SusanHoward]

My family Thanksgiving dinner tradition is to wear my LBD with spicy pumpkin-colored hose!

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

I bought the beatles catalog and then had @CarlyAnn sign all my beatles records.

 

[EctoJohn]

I wallpapered my walls in a pattern reminiscent of the hallway carpet pattern in The Shining.

 

[Mrtenant]

I have never publicly done the dick helicopter at the company picnic in front of the CEO, CFO and their wives or been secretly hit on by the CEO and later also secretly and separately by his wife.

 

[Trubbycat]

I have never publicly done the dick helicopter at the company picnic in front of the CEO, CFO and their wives or been secretly hit on by the CEO and later also secretly and separately by his wife.

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