Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[SusanHoward]

I practice nude holistic seismology in SoCal.

 

[panicka3]

I never check the ass of a woman passing by me in the university wearing tights!

 

[SusanHoward]

Guys love when I wear tights at school.

 

[panicka3]

Guys love when I wear tights at school.

I don't think that's a lie dear!!!!

 

[Iwillgo]

I never swallowed.

 

[awired50]

I only have sex at Christmas.

 

[MissMarie32]

I hate sex

 

[awired50]

I can't stand getting head.

 

[MissMarie32]

I hate cum in my mouth

 

[awired50]

I do not like being deep throated

 

[snexxer]

My wife doesn't sarcastically say, "do you want me to get her number?" whenever I look at a woman more than one.

My tshirt today doesn't say.
"I don't need Google, my wife knows everything"

 

[awired50]

Money is nothing

 

[CarlyAnn]

I hate laying here in bed just chatting.

 

[awired50]

I love getting up and going to work.

 

[SusanHoward]

awired likes going to work on me when he gets it up.

 

[EctoJohn]

I have an elementary school named after me.

 

[AnaisInGreece]

I am named after a church

 

[EctoJohn]

I still wear a shirt that I got for Christmas in 1993.

 

[Desii_Couple]

I dont enjoy visiting literotica.

 

[Coyote100]

I never score more than three on Wordle.

 

[awired50]

I hope Friday last forever.

 

[EctoJohn]

I have an extra knee.

 

[awired50]

I need a wheelbarrow to carry my cock around.

 

[EctoJohn]

Every Friday I celebrate the old world festival of Bunny Hop & Love originally done in what is now southern France.

 

[Taegul]

I am completely colorblind.