Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[KatieKulka32]

I only have three pairs of shoes

 

[Graybear1826]

But you only have one pair of feet.

 

[Graybear1826]

How many really?

 

[kreemi_pi]

There is no correlation for me between drinking tequila and doing anal sex

 

[EctoJohn]

Every Wednesday at exactly noon, I take a 5 minute fully naked shower in a public park.

 

[Sexydrana]

I’m very self conscious about my body and I’m too shy to show it

 

[kreemi_pi]

Every Wednesday at exactly noon, I take a 5 minute fully naked shower in a public park.

No it's supposed to be a lie

 

[kreemi_pi]

My boobs have been good girls and don't deserve to be spanked

 

[kreemi_pi]

My boobs have been good girls and don't deserve to be spanked

HARD

 

[kreemi_pi]

I only have three pairs of shoes

The sexy ones, the sexier ones, and the stilettoes

 

[EctoJohn]

I have memorized the names of all the "Production Babies" in the credits of every Pixar film.

 

[Biggalute]

I've often been mistaken for the 'missing link' in evolution.

 

[SusanHoward]

When I was House Mom, I won the frat talent show twice with my impersonation of Shirley Temple singing "On the Good Ship Lollipop."

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Every Wednesday at 1235 and 26 seconds I have tea with Mrs. Doubtfire and Jim Carey.

 

[Cindy027]

I am so happy she ignored me.

 

[awired50]

I am so glad to be working today.

 

[Iwillgo]

I don't want to edge and think about sucking a trustworthy fwb's cock

 

[awired50]

I don't want my cock sucked.

 

[Iwillgo]

I never want to suck cock again.

 

[Pad_Foot]

I would hate to be responsible for disciplining any woman’s breasts for overly exuberant public display and rock hard engorged nipple response.

 

[CarlyAnn]

My new place to eat will be called a Brestaurant.

 

[Sexydrana]

I will be a waitress at @CarlyAnn Brestaurant.

 

[Blackbird93]

I have never fantasized about my co-worker who has sort of become my "work wife".

 

[awired50]

I do not want to eat at @ CarlyAnn s Bresturant.

 

[mortis]

I don't like naked pictures or sexy stories