Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

Every Wednesday at exactly noon, I take a 5 minute fully naked shower in a public park.
 
I have memorized the names of all the "Production Babies" in the credits of every Pixar film.
 
I would hate to be responsible for disciplining any woman’s breasts for overly exuberant public display and rock hard engorged nipple response.
 
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