Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[Breaking_Dawn_Fantasy]

I created the 6 7 craze.

 

[snexxer]

I fully understand the 6 7 craze.

 

[Sexydrana]

I love being set up with men who I wouldn’t be compatible with, i just love having drama in my life

 

[Lustful_Eyes4u]

I was the one who built the pyramids.

 

[MrsJ0nes]

I am wearing clothes

 

[SmilingLez]

I am wearing clothes

I am an absolutely terrible poet

@MrsJ0nes

In these threads, your musings do spark,
A brilliance that lingers in the dark.
With each word you weave,
I’m tempted to believe,
Our minds could ignite quite the arc.

 

[Wandering_Sen]

I am not a brain piloting a bone mech wearing flesh and blood armor.

 

[cocokittysurprise]

Being at work when half of the office is gone gives me such a sense of accomplishment; I love burning the midnight oil

 

[Breaking_Dawn_Fantasy]

Just found out I’m not legally allowed to own a canoe in three states.

 

[Japansurfer]

Just found out I bought 1000 bitcoins when it was 1£ each. That is now worth 87,000,000

(My biggest regret)

 

[Sexydrana]

I’m banned from almost every state but California and somehow surprisingly Wisconsin.

 

[LeSabreur]

Just found out I’m not legally allowed to own a canoe in three states.

I have been paddling an illegal canoe for years!

 

[Wandering_Sen]

I am the canoe...

 

[Wand3rlust]

I love wrapping presents.

 

[Breaking_Dawn_Fantasy]

I once got kicked out of a yoga class for "making the room too tense" and no, it wasn’t stretching-related.

 

[Lustful_Eyes4u]

I was at that yoga class and got stuck in the downward dog pose. I was so tense.

 

[jason28053]

I once got kicked out of a yoga class for "making the room too tense" and no, it wasn’t stretching-related.

Did you quief?

 

[EctoJohn]

I have so many girlfriends that I sometimes mix up the ones with similar names.

 

[Xerxes82]

I'm neither scared nor excited. Apathetic, that's me.

 

[EctoJohn]

I have passed the bar to practice law in 34 of the 50 United States.

 

[Breaking_Dawn_Fantasy]

I am so dangerously attractive that mirrors occasionally fog up out of self-defense when I walk past.

 

[Shenanigans90]

I’m sick and tired of all the titty and vag pics in my inbox.

 

[jason28053]

My middle name is danger

 

[EctoJohn]

I step on Legos in bare feet just for fun.

 

[LeSabreur]

I am actually an old Amish woman