Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[MightyMilly]

I am NOT in the least bit turned on by rock hard, dripping with lust 8"+ cocks, not in the least turned on, no, not at all....

 

[MenahMenah]

I am NOT in the least bit turned on by rock hard, dripping with lust 8"+ cocks, not in the least turned on, no, not at all....

I have all of the above…

 

[EctoJohn]

I hold the world speed record for carving soap into a model of the Eiffel Tower.

 

[awired50]

I am glad to be working this morning.

 

[Japansurfer]

I am glad to be working this morning.

You and me both.
Although telling everyone to go home at 2pm so they can enjoy a little more

 

[LeSabreur]

I was conceived in a laboratory in a bioweapons experiment at Walter Reed.

 

[Tallulah82]

I throw retro swingers night every month. While everyone is busy, I enjoy several car rides from the key bowl and it's a bonus if I find cash and pick up a drive-thru coffee on the way home.

 

[EctoJohn]

I am actually the Krampus. Santa just pointed me to this website and merely told me "everybody".

 

[awired50]

I am not glad to be home and off for four days.

 

[LeSabreur]

I'm over the moon to be working all day today and tomorrow!

 

[awired50]

I am never aroused at home.

 

[LeSabreur]

I am never aroused at home.

I'm currently over at @awired50's house watching Home Alone. He's aroused.

 

[EctoJohn]

I like to buy up unsold Advent calendars and open them throughout the new year.

 

[Wandering_Sen]

I like to buy up unsold Advent calendars and open them throughout the new year.

That sounds like it would fun to be honest.


I am an extrovert and a lover of daytime activites.

 

[Lord_Libido]

Sometimes, late at night, I sneak into the cemetery and pretend to be a ghost.

 

[smtst5]

I love this time of year. The crowds. The screaming kids. Waiting hours for a table. It’s the most wonderful time of year.

 

[EctoJohn]

My job is to operate carnival rides.

 

[LeSabreur]

Thinks girls are gross.

 

[awired50]

At LeSabreur's house watching porn and we are both aroused!

 

[EctoJohn]

I like to dye eggs year round, not just for Easter.

 

[LeSabreur]

Hosting a "naked Santa/naked elf" party this evening.

 

[SusanHoward]

Had to decline LS’s invite, because my suit’s at the cleaners.

 

[LucieLou007]

i recently won a fashion model contract.

 

[paulworcsuk]

I’m @LucieLou007 official photographer

 

[EctoJohn]

I find Jacob Marley sexually attractive.