Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[LeSabreur]

I am the ghost of Christmas Past.

 

[EctoJohn]

I have been to the future.
It gets better, just give it a few years.

 

[Tallulah82]

Dude. I am your mother.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

I love cauliflower

 

[EasyBrad59]

I do not like to be nude, even in the shower

 

[Bloodandglitter]

I don't have enough Marvel merchandise for my collection

 

[Jeanie99]

Being in a room full of people is fun.

 

[LeSabreur]

Being naked in a room full of people is fun.

Fixed

 

[Taegul]

This has been the best holiday season ever and I wish it never ends.

 

[Jeanie99]

Fixed

Oh my gosh!! I read that and thought i had typed that and not remembered. Oh I needed that laugh

 

[LeSabreur]

I get all the girls. They take one look and just melt in my arms.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

I am not the type to tease

 

[EctoJohn]

I am powered by 1.21 gigawatts.

 

[DeerTrace118]

I’m a vegetarian

 

[barefootgirl69]

Everything I get at the grocery store is from the top shelf.

 

[EasyBrad59]

I used to dance with the Chippendales

 

[Sexydrana]

I am the ghost of Christmas Past.

Oh how funny I am the ghost of Christmas Present, come in and know me better man!

 

[cocokittysurprise]

I should have become a nun.

 

[LeSabreur]

Everything I get at the grocery store is from the top shelf.

Climb up on my shoulders, Cupcake...I'm happy to help!

 

[LeSabreur]

Oh how funny I am the ghost of Christmas Present, come in and know me better man!

One thing I learned from that Voodoo priestess in New Orleans is that you NEVER say no to an actual, manifested spirit!

*knock knock* See? I may be a spirit but I'm always a gentleman and would never simply walk through the walls to see you. *knock knock knock*

*knock knock knock knock*

I mean, I'm a gentleman, sure, but I'm still...you know...a horny old goat!

 

[Breaking_Dawn_Fantasy]

No one saw my boobs in New Orleans.

 

[Serge69]

No one saw my boobs in New Orleans.

True, I was there!

 

[EctoJohn]

Nudity scares me.

 

[Wandering_Sen]

I'm actually quite interesting.

 

[LeSabreur]

When Susan Sarandon sang, "toucha toucha toucha touch me, I wanna feel dirty!" in The Rocky Horror Picture Show, I was revolted.