Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[sarahbear85]

I have and maintain a proper sleep schedule

Yes clearly we are nailing it

 

[SusanHoward]

I only wear my corset because it’s comfortable.

 

[EctoJohn]

I have heard every song ever recorded.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

I was once casted to play Chel from the live action remake of El Dorado.

 

[LeSabreur]

On the weekends my name is Charlene.

 

[EctoJohn]

I have an above average IQ.

 

[pinkparkhorse]

I have a million dollars in cash stuffed under my mattress.

 

[Xerxes82]

I have a million dollars in cash stuffed under my mattress.

Not anymore!

*flees into the night*

 

[pinkparkhorse]

Not anymore!

*flees into the night*

*grabs gun and chases after•

 

[Wandering_Sen]

Was once described as a hyper intelligent shade of grey.

 

[EctoJohn]

On board I'm the captain.

 

[Taegul]

Today was a fun day.

 

[SusanHoward]

When I wear a pantsuit, I’m often mistaken for a man.

 

[LeSabreur]

When I wear a pantsuit, everyone mistakes me for my mother.

 

[Taegul]

I know with 100% certainty that every person who reacts to this post does so because they want to have sex with me.

 

[EctoJohn]

I can recite the script for the play version of Wicked by heart.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

My Tinder account is still active

 

[Trubbycat]

I once punched an elephant

 

[EctoJohn]

I once sold a chocolate flavored candy that were shaped like tiny donuts.
I called them Brown Holes.
That enterprise failed miserably.

 

[LeSabreur]

I once called one of my college professors "mommy" by accident and she closed the office door and told me that I had been a bad boy.

 

[nudeblaqgirl]

Same

 

[chapter6plan]

My (college) students called me "daddy" with some frequency. (By accident? Dunno!). I responded by calling them either "my little girl" or "my little man".

 

[EctoJohn]

My hair was originally grey and then went brown when I got older.

 

[Taegul]

I'm such an angel, I've never even used a curse word in my entire fucking life.

 

[LeSabreur]

I'm one of those balding, paunchy old dudes who drives a Corvette and needs a sexy young lady to make him feel special.