Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

I once sold a chocolate flavored candy that were shaped like tiny donuts.
I called them Brown Holes.
That enterprise failed miserably.
 
I once called one of my college professors "mommy" by accident and she closed the office door and told me that I had been a bad boy.
 
My (college) students called me "daddy" with some frequency. (By accident? Dunno!). I responded by calling them either "my little girl" or "my little man".
 
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