Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[Taegul]

I like to smoke crack every now and again. Keeps me youthful.

I'm her dealer. You better have my God Damn money by Monday!!!

 

[pandaburr]

I'm her dealer. You better have my God Damn money by Monday!!!

Oh shit..you meant THIS Monday? As in tomorrow Monday? umm…just give me a few more days. You know I’m good for it!

 

[Taegul]

Oh shit..you meant THIS Monday? As in tomorrow Monday? umm…just give me a few more days. You know I’m good for it!

Don't make me have to send Vincent and Jules down there again. I swear to God I'll do it.

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[VoraciousValue]

I hold the record for the World's Biggest Shit. Well, the one who took the World's Biggest Shit and *survived,* anyway. . . .

I like to smoke crack every now and again. Keeps me youthful.

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[pandaburr]

Don't make me have to send Vincent and Jules down there again. I swear to God I'll do it.

https://www.heyuguys.com/images/2014/05/pulp-fiction-jules-and-vincent.png

(Just so you know, one of them is heavily influenced by my boobs )

I hold the record for the World's Biggest Shit. Well, the one who took the World's Biggest Shit and *survived,* anyway. . . .


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Yeah, I’ve tried one of Dave’s speciality sandwiches. Honestly, 8.3/10. It’s not bad.

 

[Taegul]

(Just so you know, one of them is heavily influenced by my boobs )



Yeah, I’ve tried one of Dave’s speciality sandwiches. Honestly, 8.3/10. It’s not bad.

I'm fairly certain no man has ever been fixated on her boobs.

 

[Taegul]

I am president of the Garth Brooks Fan Club. My hero.

 

[Trubbycat]

I have too many women after my body.

 

[Btq97]

I won the London marthon dressed as an Ethiopian distance runner.

 

[Taegul]

I've been through the desert on a horse with no name.

Or maybe his name was Bill. I honestly don't remember.

 

[VoraciousValue]

I'm an acclaimed porno director. Those clit closeups you see sometimes? Totally my idea! I thought men should have an idea of where to find it.

 

[AZDryHeat]

I am a calm and kind person. Not a sarcastic bone in my body.

 

[Wageslave]

I'm inundated with offers of sexual pleasure

 

[saintcero]

I limit my e-exposure just to keep the web from crashing.

 

[Taegul]

I have become a multi-millionaire from my OnlyFans page.

 

[VoraciousValue]

I once let out a fart so bad, local authorities declared a public health emergency for toxic fumes!

 

[Taegul]

My therapist says I overeat because I played too much Pac-Man as a kid.

It's also why I'm terrified of ghosts.

 

[VoraciousValue]

I eat my weight in gummy bears every single day.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I spilled half a box of Lucky Charms in the corner of my room and I left it there as an offering to the gods of good dental hygiene.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I spilled half a box of Lucky Charms in the corner of my room and I left it there as a trap so I could catch that damn leprechaun and retire

 

[Trubbycat]

I wince whenever they slice the salami at the deli.

 

[JKL123]

I look great now as compared to before. As you can see the botox is doing wonders.

 

[VoraciousValue]

I do not have a massive hard on right now during my lunch hour.

 

[Taegul]

This Panda Bear steak I'm eating right now might be the best tasting thing I've ever put in my mouth.

 

[RachelWalsh]

I am such a prude and a lesbian, so I never need guys or their big dicks.