Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[VoraciousValue]

I once gave Queen Elizabeth the best oral sex of her life! Said it was even better than Winston Churchill.

 

[pandaburr]

This Panda Bear steak I'm eating right now might be the best tasting thing I've ever put in my mouth.

Not okay sir

 

[Taegul]

Not okay sir

Oops. LOL. But it was a lie! My favorite is definitely Koala Bear!

 

[pandaburr]

Oops. LOL. But it was a lie! My favorite is definitely Koala Bear!

You’re killing me here!!!

 

[Taegul]

You’re killing me here!!!

Have some steak. It's delish and you'll feel better!

*Runs for cover*

 

[ydahecnot]

I invented 52-Card SUV

 

[VoraciousValue]

Oops. LOL. But it was a lie! My favorite is definitely Koala Bear!

Mmmmmmm, delicious chlamydia.

 

[lanceGibs]

Oops. LOL. But it was a lie! My favorite is definitely Koala Bear!

I gave her CPR while she was being killed

 

[Jake069258]

Just started watching "Friends"

Seems like a good show!!

 

[Taegul]

I'm super excited to go back to work! YAY!!!

 

[Trubbycat]

I once motorboated Oprah.

 

[Plane_Guy]

I'm an asshole.

 

[Leigh81]

I live for cold weather

 

[Taegul]

As The Clash said...I fought the law and it was a draw.

 

[JKL123]

When I'm not saving damsels in distress I am a Chippendale dancer.

 

[VoraciousValue]

I drink my weight in Jack Daniels every night.

 

[Anastasia1999]

I’m just pretending to be Czar Nicholas II youngest daughter

 

[lanceGibs]

I’m just pretending to be Czar Nicholas II youngest daughter

I plan to date the Princess over the weekend.

 

[Anastasia1999]

I love skinny dipping in the Baltic Sea in April

 

[VoraciousValue]

I wake up every morning refreshed and ready to move. I jump out of bed and run to the coffeemaker! All without benefit of cocaine!

I love skinny dipping in the Baltic Sea in April

I assumed that would be pretty cold any time of year.

 

[drobert44]

I wake up every morning refreshed and ready to move. I jump out of bed and run to the coffeemaker! All without benefit of cocaine!


I assumed that would be pretty cold any time of year.

I'm not getting older, despite looking like a cripple when I arise from bed.

 

[Anastasia1999]

I wake up every morning refreshed and ready to move. I jump out of bed and run to the coffeemaker! All without benefit of cocaine!


I assumed that would be pretty cold any time of year.

The Baltic Sea is like bath water in the summer!

 

[VoraciousValue]

The Baltic Sea is like bath water in the summer!

Is that good or bad?

 

[Taegul]

I have personally confiscated 5 super yachts of Russian oligarchs so far and I'm retrofitting them to be floating orgy palaces.

 

[luckylegsat60]

Polygamy is looking pretty good at the moment.