VoraciousValue Resident Loony Joined Jun 9, 2016 Posts 8,641 Apr 25, 2022 #1,427 I'm actually a secret billionaire selling David Hasselhoff merchandise to the Germans.
Trubbycat Friendly Dad Bod Joined Nov 30, 2004 Posts 19,095 Apr 25, 2022 #1,428 I hang out in gas stations just hoping to give bad directions to people.
Taegul Totally Taegul Joined Sep 17, 2015 Posts 37,012 Apr 26, 2022 #1,429 I honestly can't think of a lie to type here. It might be some type of writer's block. I'm just sitting on this Fiji beach drinking a margarita with 5 swimsuit models around me as I type on my laptop and I honestly got nothing.
I honestly can't think of a lie to type here. It might be some type of writer's block. I'm just sitting on this Fiji beach drinking a margarita with 5 swimsuit models around me as I type on my laptop and I honestly got nothing.
Mrtenant Lord of Chaos Joined Sep 4, 2009 Posts 29,672 Apr 26, 2022 #1,430 I'm a rockstar, just back from a gig and have several groupies groping on me.
Kat73 Walking on Sunshine Joined Jan 28, 2008 Posts 34,739 Apr 26, 2022 #1,431 I would rather eat out every night than cook. I hate cooking and am a horrible cook.
WerdNerd HorseCockBillionaire Joined Mar 25, 2017 Posts 38,644 Apr 26, 2022 #1,432 I call my cock the love bludgeon
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Xerxes82 Not here for you Joined Jun 10, 2002 Posts 25,533 Apr 26, 2022 #1,434 I am not horny at all.
AZDryHeat Roadrunner Joined Apr 25, 2021 Posts 7,420 Apr 26, 2022 #1,435 I am always as honest as old Abe.
MsNatalie99 Whateva gets you off Joined Nov 13, 2020 Posts 17,977 Apr 26, 2022 #1,437 I sleep soundly every night.
Trubbycat Friendly Dad Bod Joined Nov 30, 2004 Posts 19,095 Apr 26, 2022 #1,438 My superhero identity is very well known.
Taegul Totally Taegul Joined Sep 17, 2015 Posts 37,012 Apr 26, 2022 #1,439 Today, I am officially announcing my candidacy for President of the United States of America in 2024. Make The Bedroom Great Again!
Today, I am officially announcing my candidacy for President of the United States of America in 2024. Make The Bedroom Great Again!
Xerxes82 Not here for you Joined Jun 10, 2002 Posts 25,533 Apr 27, 2022 #1,440 Dropping panties since 1865
Taegul Totally Taegul Joined Sep 17, 2015 Posts 37,012 Apr 27, 2022 #1,441 I hate pizza. Fucking gross!!!
Trubbycat Friendly Dad Bod Joined Nov 30, 2004 Posts 19,095 Apr 27, 2022 #1,442 It wasn't a dream. I really was naked at work.
Starscream_UK Really Experienced Joined Sep 9, 2008 Posts 551 Apr 27, 2022 #1,443 I’m a really cheerful, positive and upbeat sort of bloke…
lilmissdarling 🫶 Joined Aug 14, 2017 Posts 8,315 Apr 27, 2022 #1,445 I've won the Pulitzer Prize five times.
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VoraciousValue Resident Loony Joined Jun 9, 2016 Posts 8,641 May 3, 2022 #1,449 I once covered the length of Route 66 with a prairie schooner and a team of oxen.
Taegul Totally Taegul Joined Sep 17, 2015 Posts 37,012 May 8, 2022 #1,450 I've won the local sperm bank "Highest Volume Donor Of The Year" award 5 years in a row.