Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[Xerxes82]

I AM Iron Man.

 

[VoraciousValue]

I'm actually a secret billionaire selling David Hasselhoff merchandise to the Germans.

 

[Trubbycat]

I hang out in gas stations just hoping to give bad directions to people.

 

[Taegul]

I honestly can't think of a lie to type here. It might be some type of writer's block. I'm just sitting on this Fiji beach drinking a margarita with 5 swimsuit models around me as I type on my laptop and I honestly got nothing.

 

[Mrtenant]

I'm a rockstar, just back from a gig and have several groupies groping on me.

 

[Kat73]

I would rather eat out every night than cook. I hate cooking and am a horrible cook.

 

[WerdNerd]

I call my cock the love bludgeon

 

[nicechat]

I want to be on a TV reality show

 

[Xerxes82]

I am not horny at all.

 

[AZDryHeat]

I am always as honest as old Abe.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

I’m an award winning pole dancer!

 

[MsNatalie99]

I sleep soundly every night.

 

[Trubbycat]

My superhero identity is very well known.

 

[Taegul]

Today, I am officially announcing my candidacy for President of the United States of America in 2024.

Make The Bedroom Great Again!

 

[Xerxes82]

Dropping panties since 1865

 

[Taegul]

I hate pizza. Fucking gross!!!

 

[Trubbycat]

It wasn't a dream. I really was naked at work.

 

[Starscream_UK]

I’m a really cheerful, positive and upbeat sort of bloke…

 

[Series 6]

I believe Greedo shot first.

 

[lilmissdarling]

I've won the Pulitzer Prize five times.

 

[hairball18]

Everyone here likes me.

 

[Deleted member 5521640]

I'm getting laid tonight!

 

[Owmark22]

Me too.

 

[VoraciousValue]

I once covered the length of Route 66 with a prairie schooner and a team of oxen.

 

[Taegul]

I've won the local sperm bank "Highest Volume Donor Of The Year" award 5 years in a row.