Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[Mrtenant]

I am a pygmy headhunter from Papau New Guinea. C'mere and get eaten

 

[Taegul]

In order to up my cybersex game, I've been working on improving my Mitch McConnell impersonation.

#PantyDropper

 

[VoraciousValue]

I'm a normal, well-adjusted 40-something. I know what I want out of life and do not suffer any ennui whatsoever.

I've won the local sperm bank "Highest Volume Donor Of The Year" award 5 years in a row.

Only because I didn't enter the competition. You'd stand no chance against me!

 

[Taegul]

I taught Elizabeth Berkley how to dance for her role in Showgirls.

 

[Taegul]

I report myself missing several times per year just so I can see my pretty face on milk cartons.

 

[Trubbycat]

Andre the Giant was afraid of me.

 

[Taegul]

I don't think there are enough "news" stories about the Kardashians. Can I has more pwease?

 

[MsNatalie99]

No one in here has been with more women than me.

 

[n8Romantic]

No one in here has been with more women than me.

I beg to differ! I have been with a LOT more women.

 

[MsNatalie99]

I beg to differ! I have been with a LOT more women.

So a tie then

 

[n8Romantic]

So a tie then

Tie goes to the winner! Two winners here.

 

[MsNatalie99]

Tie goes to the winner! Two winners here.

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[fakingadulthood]

I am simultaneously the egg man, the egg men and the walrus

 

[Trubbycat]

I buy sexy outfits for random women in the mall.

 

[Pranglez]

I accept random outfits from sexy men in the mall.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I accept random outfits from sexy men in the mall.

I barely notice or react when seeing your av...

 

[Taegul]

I can't actually post in this thread because it is impossible for me to tell a lie.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I find most of the posts here to be educated and well-informed.

 

[Pranglez]

I truly believe that
The Mac Dad will make ya Jump Jump
The Daddy Mac will make ya Jump Jump
Kris Kross will make ya Jump Jump.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I think that the perpetual pursuit of victimhood is a really attractive quality.

 

[NaughtyNerdess]

I think that the perpetual pursuit of victimhood is a really attractive quality.

I think weak women who complain constantly are so inspiring!

 

[Lord Pmann]

I think weak women who complain constantly are so inspiring!

Brave, even.

 

[NaughtyNerdess]

Brave, even.

Amazingly astute and aspirational, too!

 

[Tallulah82]

I only give my time to the hottest men on Am-Pics. Mmmhmmm.

 

[Trubbycat]

I'm not bad, I'm just drawn this way.