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graceanne said:You bitch.
I did apologize....
Hee... I almost called you a cunt in return, but I'm afraid Sunny may fight you for the title.
bitch.....
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I have a girlfriend that talks about anything and everything, and quite constantly we get on the subject of sex. We compair our husbands tastes sometimes, but for the most part we talk about toys and masturbation. It's funny how easily ass fucking comes up. though she never talks about it I'll go into how to's mostly with her, I think she's interested but afraid of it hurting. Then another girlfriend of mine is completely against it (well just about all things sex really, masturbation and anal especially) and she's brought up about how she tried anal, kind of, she let her husband stick a finger in her ass, she clenched up because "it hurt so bad" and has never wanted to try since. I suggested she get a dildo in her husbands size and do it like I did. "I'll try it if you do hunny" (oooh my BF at the time was NOT happy with that, but he wanted it bad enough he let me) I told her to let him go first and then when it's her turn take the toy and do like he did. If he rammed it home (like mine did) ram the toy into him similarly (Like I did...lol, he was squirming on the floor screaming!) If he was nice and slow to be nice and slow. She was disgusted that I would even suggest it because in afterthought anal is so dirty who would want to do it anyway, it's for sickos and cheap loose whores (gee thanksAeroil said:
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I resented that statement very much. Just because I like anal and I can be a bit of an exhibitionist does NOT make me cheap, loose or a whore, it makes her an uptight judgemental prude!Marquis said:
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I frequently watch Teletubbies, Boobah, and Blues Blues because the creepy dialogue fascinates me, and the music is hypnotic. I find myself obsessed with finding the deeper meaning.
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tealsphynx said:Geeky is just the beginning. I too love ass fucking, though it's not really a secret I'll tell anyone who asks...or doean't ask, sometimes it just comes up in conversation
Off to see parents in couple of days and now I am wondering if ass fucking will come up in conversation.
Believe me, if it does, you will here the shrieks from either them or me wherever you live
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tealsphynx said:
I have a girlfriend that talks about anything and everything, and quite constantly we get on the subject of sex. We compair our husbands tastes sometimes, but for the most part we talk about toys and masturbation. It's funny how easily ass fucking comes up. though she never talks about it I'll go into how to's mostly with her, I think she's interested but afraid of it hurting. Then another girlfriend of mine is completely against it (well just about all things sex really, masturbation and anal especially) and she's brought up about how she tried anal, kind of, she let her husband stick a finger in her ass, she clenched up because "it hurt so bad" and has never wanted to try since. I suggested she get a dildo in her husbands size and do it like I did. "I'll try it if you do hunny" (oooh my BF at the time was NOT happy with that, but he wanted it bad enough he let me) I told her to let him go first and then when it's her turn take the toy and do like he did. If he rammed it home (like mine did) ram the toy into him similarly (Like I did...lol, he was squirming on the floor screaming!) If he was nice and slow to be nice and slow. She was disgusted that I would even suggest it because in afterthought anal is so dirty who would want to do it anyway, it's for sickos and cheap loose whores (gee thanks
Then lets hear it for sickos and cheap loose whores!
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I like Oobie, it reminds me of something my dad used to do. His hand had an alternate personality named Henry. I think Henry was mainly to help my sister be less afraid of my dad, they never really got along too well, he had a temper and she is good at triggering it. Actually I feel my father has always kind of resented my sister even though he loves her. I was 6months old when she was concieved, my mom was on the pill (she claims) and bam here comes my sis. My dad was 19 and wasn't really prepaired for another suprise. It caused him alot of hardship as a young adult.sincerely_helene said:
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Not exactly a secret by now everyone probably already knows this: I claim to be shy, but I really don't keep inhibitions when talking with people, I probably blab off TMI for most people.
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tealsphynx said:
I have a girlfriend that talks about anything and everything, and quite constantly we get on the subject of sex. We compair our husbands tastes sometimes, but for the most part we talk about toys and masturbation. It's funny how easily ass fucking comes up. though she never talks about it I'll go into how to's mostly with her, I think she's interested but afraid of it hurting. Then another girlfriend of mine is completely against it (well just about all things sex really, masturbation and anal especially) and she's brought up about how she tried anal, kind of, she let her husband stick a finger in her ass, she clenched up because "it hurt so bad" and has never wanted to try since. I suggested she get a dildo in her husbands size and do it like I did. "I'll try it if you do hunny" (oooh my BF at the time was NOT happy with that, but he wanted it bad enough he let me) I told her to let him go first and then when it's her turn take the toy and do like he did. If he rammed it home (like mine did) ram the toy into him similarly (Like I did...lol, he was squirming on the floor screaming!) If he was nice and slow to be nice and slow. She was disgusted that I would even suggest it because in afterthought anal is so dirty who would want to do it anyway, it's for sickos and cheap loose whores (gee thanks
hehehe, well it sounds like she's quite the considerate friend.
Damn I just realized I've not posted a secret yet....
umm....... I'm afraid of bees.....
tealsphynx
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But bees make yummy honey! and they're crunchy!
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Lol, kinda reminds me when I found my moms anatomically correct vibrator by benwa (I found the exact one at the toy store and it caused icky flahbacks!) Though atleast I only found the toy and not my mom using the toy the mental image was still not fun. Though my sister walked in on mom and dad once. I think that may have caused most of her psychological problems!shy slave said:Off to see parents in couple of days and now I am wondering if ass fucking will come up in conversation.
Believe me, if it does, you will here the shrieks from either them or me wherever you live
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I'm terrified of eels.Aeroil said:
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No they just pop up out of no where in the reef and they have nasty pointy teeth that shreds flesh to a yucky pulp that makes blood that brings blood hungry sharks, and though sharks don't like the way we taste, one nibble is an awful lot of flesh to lose! I'm not afraid of sharks for the most part. I'm sure as long as I don't look or smell like food (ie laying on a surf board {looks like seal} or bleeding) I'm pretty much safe, though I do respect them as marvelously powerful creatures and the damage they can do, I find them graceful and magnificent...I like sharks
I drew a shark and an orca into a yin yan, I'd like it as a tatoo, but I've lost my copy in the move and the original is in CA.
I drew a shark and an orca into a yin yan, I'd like it as a tatoo, but I've lost my copy in the move and the original is in CA.
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graceanne said:
No, I think prefer to be the bite-ee, not bite-or. Just don't tell anyone scary that I said that, you sicko!
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