That's So Gay....

[Wolfman1982]

I don't expect you to ever notice the differences, you aren't very good with subtleties or cultural tags.

Aaaw what a load of crock and bullshit. The only reason you say that, is because you are using my openness about AS, as a thing. Since you have probably read, that aspies, does not have humour, and they are not very good at understanding irony, subtleties, and the cultural tags. Christ almighty what a load of bullshit. The other stuff you wrote made better sense, and if you have read this thread, you would know. I did ask Etoile to delete a post or two of mine, if she felt the jokes went out of line. But let us hear it from the great playwithlezli, if she is around. And see what she thinks of some of the jokes, hell I would edit the worst of my jokes out, if she wanted me to edit them out.

 

[Safe_Bet]

Wolfman the only thing even mildly humorous on this whole thread is the tag line under your name.

"The GLBT Defender" my ass!

Telling homophobic jokes about gays and lesbians ain't exactly "defending", ESPECIALLY when your aren't even actively Bi or gay by your own admission.

 

[Wolfman1982]

Wolfman the only thing even mildly humorous on this whole thread is the tag line under your name.

"The GLBT Defender" my ass!

Telling homophobic jokes about gays and lesbians ain't exactly "defending", ESPECIALLY when your aren't even actively Bi or gay by your own admission.

Safe_Bet: my my, welcome to the party . you two are so hard to please, and so what if I am not "actively" bi or gay. Safe_Bet, and Stella_Omega thanks for fucking up a perfect okay thread as usual. Maybe it was time, that you two began calling yourself "The GLBT Moral Corps" in your custom titles. Since then every one knew they should avoid you like the plague. If you sat foot in a thread.

 

[Safe_Bet]

and so what if I am not "actively" bi or gay.

The "so what" is that makes you a straight guy, SAYING you're the freakin "GLBT Defender", while at the same time making fun of GLBT people.

That makes you a hypocrite at best and a caniving, lying homophobe at worst.

 

[Wolfman1982]

The "so what" is that makes you a straight guy, SAYING you're the freakin "GLBT Defender", while at the same time making fun of GLBT people.

That makes you a hypocrite at best and a caniving, lying homophobe at worst.

bla bla bla, yada yada yada. To you everything is black and white, for me being bisexual is because I have fallen for two guys, in the past. I just chose not to ruin my friendship with them. So I did not act upon my feelings no matter whether or not, I know one of them is gay (in the closet) and extremely homophobic . The other guy I know, well let us just say. I am actually wondering if he and I could possibly hook up in the future. Since he told me, that he was bi. The last time I spoke to him, so that went better than expected. So pack your shit, and fuck off. The reason why I am not "actively" living as either gay or bisexual. Is because of the circumstances I live and around. I live in a place, where if you are a part of the rainbow, and you are "actively" out. You are shit out of luck, because of where you live. And the best option is to move , out of your own security , livelihood. Or should I say safety and life ? That is the reason why I am in the closet, I have a friend who has no situational awareness of any kind, and some times I have to say this to him, so other people can hear me. And what do I say to him, when he comes with borderline racist jokes and what not ? I tell him loud and clear "Mate I have no death wish what so ever". Because if I don't say that, then it is me who is getting his ass kicked. And the "friend" is NOT me. He is a real friend who lives nearby. So the moral corps , I say this . Fuck you, and the horses you rode in on !

 

[Stella_Omega]

Aaaw what a load of crock and bullshit. The only reason you say that, is because you are using my openness about AS, as a thing. Since you have probably read, that aspies, does not have humour, and they are not very good at understanding irony, subtleties, and the cultural tags. Christ almighty what a load of bullshit.

no dude, I know that YOU have problems understanding them. I know this because you've demonstrated your difficulties very amply in the past.

The other stuff you wrote made better sense, and if you have read this thread, you would know. I did ask Etoile to delete a post or two of mine, if she felt the jokes went out of line. But let us hear it from the great playwithlezli, if she is around. And see what she thinks of some of the jokes, hell I would edit the worst of my jokes out, if she wanted me to edit them out.

Etoile is NOT your mother. YOU have to make your own decisions like a big boy.

Or not, of course. You don't have to act like a grownup.

for me being bisexual is because I have fallen for two guys, in the past. I just chose not to ruin my friendship with them. So I did not act upon my feelings blahblahblah...

Wow, that's really... special! EXTRA SOOPER special! Yup that's just...

I dunno, but don't step in it, it stinks and steams.

 

[Wolfman1982]

Etoile is NOT your mother. YOU have to make your own decisions like a big boy.

True, Etoile is not my mother. But I still listen to advice from people whom I consider wiser than me in certain aspects of life.

Or not, of course. You don't have to act like a grownup.

Sarcasm.

Wow, that's really... special! EXTRA SOOPER special! Yup that's just...

Yeah: That is really special, not ruining friendships.

I dunno, but don't step in it, it stinks and steams.

Don't like the smell in the bakery ? Then what are you doing in the "bakery" ? aka. this thread.
This thread was started long ago, by a lesbian who wanted the "best" gay jokes ever, whether they were bad or good. So "we" could all have a laugh, but it seems to me, since you joined the moral corps, every time you have ventured into an old thread, you have gone on the warpath. By trying to clean out any who did not agree with your so-called "morale standards", which has been more like the double standards of a militaristic 70´s red socked /stocking movement offspring. And why do I ask for other peoples opinion, if it came to some of the jokes ? because I am not here to offend, but those who wants to be offended will get offended no matter what you do, and don't do. The red stocking movement/Women's Liberation Movement/T Women's Lib. Started back in the 70´s , and lo and behold they got their shit together and helped out a LOT of women. Heck my father back then voted for female politicians , which he still does to this day, the same do I. But attacking me, and other men. Just because we have a different opinion than the moral corps, is way out of line. I honestly think, if you attacked any woman here in the GLBT chatter, you would perhaps get a more negative rating. But since you , the moral corps are attacking men. Then you can get away with it.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Sorry, "thought about fucking my friend but decided not to say or do anything about it," is too incredibly common. Pretty much every straight man thinks that once in his life, even twice. You don't get no GLBT coolness points for that. It's meaningless. It doesn't matter how homophobic your local area is-- didn't you just come back from Copenhagen?

 

[Safe_Bet]

I'm not even going to quote the last drivel you posted to me because it made no sense.

Now try again and address the issue or STFU with the homophobic humor.

P.S. What you described MIGHT have made you bi-curious at best (once upon a time). It sure as fuck doesn't mean you're bi and double that for "being in the closet".

 

[Wolfman1982]

You two, will never learn. Cause when I meant by hooking up, it was NOT "wam bam, thank you Sam". It was more like , "let us see if we are compatible in a loving relationship". And when I say fallen for a person, then I meant as in falling in love, not lust. You two twisters, are the morale corps. And thanks again for fucking this thread up. And I had almost forgotten why I do not usually argue with you two. Because you are unhealthy to every one who are in your proximity. Thanks for reminding me of that through your usual word twisting, and what not bullshit. Amy, I heard you were out ? well it seems to me the rumours were highly over exaggerated.

 

[Stella_Omega]

You two, will never learn. Cause when I meant by hooking up, it was NOT "wam bam, thank you Sam". It was more like , "let us see if we are compatible in a loving relationship". And when I say fallen for a person, then I meant as in falling in love, not lust. You two twisters, are the morale corps. And thanks again for fucking this thread up.

Oh,THAT. That's still bicurious, no more.

A lovely lady recently told me she was "lesbian in her heart." But not in her pussy. It was a sweet thing for her to say, but it doesn't make her a lesbian. Or even bicurious, at that. She just wanted GLBT coolness points.

 

[Wolfman1982]

Oh,THAT. That's still bicurious, no more.

A lovely lady recently told me she was "lesbian in her heart." But not in her pussy. It was a sweet thing for her to say, but it doesn't make her a lesbian. Or even bicurious, at that. She just wanted GLBT coolness points.

Why should I be looking for GLBT coolness points, if I fall for a guy, then it does not make me bi-curious it makes me at least bi amorous. So your logic does not make sense there. If I get rock hard over a great man on man action, is it because the straight equivalent in porn is boring ? no that is not it. I mean how many heterosexual men are wanking to (good) hardcore male on male action ? I doubt, a lot of straight men wants to do that. It seems to me you know absolutely nothing about me. So if you think I have stayed around this forum for the last 6 years, just to act bi. Then you are sadly mistaken. But I am tempted to quote Sympathy For The Devil lyrics about being around for a long long year. Which I have just did. But the point is this, I doubt any straight man would survive as long as I have , here in the GLBT chatter: If I was straight.

 

[Stella_Omega]

But the point is this, I doubt any straight man would survive as long as I have , here in the GLBT chatter: If I was straight.

Oh, we've had other nutbars hang in here for a long long time. All it takes is being convinced, for whatever reason, that you are more right than the deluded GLBT folk you are haha "protecting."

 

[girlsmiley]

Bickering, bickering bitches, and here I came home from Copenhagen, And what do I find online here in the GLBT chatter ? the usual two cunt hags, messing around in a thread where the topic is humour , not hatred . And as I have said in an old post, I love humour in all shapes and forms, as long you do not believe in the hatred. That is "present" in the jokes. Jesus Fucking Christ, Amy, and the follower take a fucking hike and smoke a joint, and come back when you are more mellow and laid back. .

Sheesh. Wolfman you need to calm down.

Amy is not a cunt.

 

[Wolfman1982]

Sheesh. Wolfman you need to calm down.

Amy is not a cunt.

Well she is definitely a bollocks beating, unsympathetic woman. And I have said my piece about Stella_Omega in the past. And in this thread, and whether I am calm or not, then it is not right that those two always fucks up threads. Whether I have posted in the threads or not, cause to them . It is either their way or the bloody fucking highway. And if I have to be honest, then I am sick and tired of hearing tirades going on all the fucking time, as they are in their usual nitpicking, bickering word twisting/analysing for their own gain bullshit picking , fight cunt hag mood. if any one had a dangerous low blood pressure , but had a different opinion than them. Then the only reason why they would thank them was because they got their blood pressure up out of anger. Yesterday , I met some awesome gays, lesbians and bisexuals and none of them were like the moral corps, and why is that ? because they fucking behaved like normal people.

 

[girlsmiley]

Well she is definitely a bollocks beating, unsympathetic woman. And I have said my piece about Stella_Omega in the past. And in this thread, and whether I am calm or not, then it is not right that those two always fucks up threads. Whether I have posted in the threads or not, cause to them . It is either their way or the bloody fucking highway. And if I have to be honest, then I am sick and tired of hearing tirades going on all the fucking time, as they are in their usual nitpicking, bickering word twisting/analysing for their own gain bullshit picking , fight cunt hag mood. if any one had a dangerous low blood pressure , but had a different opinion than them. Then the only reason why they would thank them was because they got their blood pressure up out of anger. Yesterday , I met some awesome gays, lesbians and bisexuals and none of them were like the moral corps, and why is that ? because they fucking behaved like normal people.

So you don't agree with them, and that's fine buddy.
But calling Amy a cunt? Not so good mate.
You're better than that.

 

[Wolfman1982]

So you don't agree with them, and that's fine buddy.
But calling Amy a cunt? Not so good mate.
You're better than that.

True, I am usually better than that. But even the most patient of men or women looses their "cool" some times. When it comes to the worst of words.

 

[girlsmiley]

True, I am usually better than that. But even the most patient of men or women looses their "cool" some times. When it comes to the worst of words.

I know bud.
There are times when I wish some people were closer so I could slap them lol.
You'll be alright champ.

Mmm fish burger for lunch.
How was your trip?

 

[Stella_Omega]

True, I am usually better than that. But even the mightiest of men or women looses their "cool" some times. When it comes to the worst of words.

Naw, this is pretty normal for you actually.

You lose your cool every time the lesbians of literotica don't appreciate your heroic protection LOL

How was your trip?

He watched the parade, so that proves he's bisexual.

 

[Wolfman1982]

I know bud.
There are times when I wish some people were closer so I could slap them lol.
You'll be alright champ.

Mmm fish burger for lunch.
How was your trip?

the trip was fine.

 

[girlsmiley]

the trip was fine.

It was nice chatting with you mate.
I'd better get back to my paperwork
Take care

 

[Safe_Bet]

the trip was fine.

Acid or peyote???

 

[CandiCame]

My favorite gay joke ever;

http://youtu.be/in9SiDtJLaU

 

[jackielicker]

Why do faggots like sucking dick?
Because they're fucking faggots! Huh-Huh!

That's about how these jokes go. I did like the one about the mom saying, "If you'd looked in under the pillow, you'd have found the spoon," or however that punchline went. The joke there is how we all try to hide our adult lives from our parents.

I also like the Militia Etheridge joke, but that's just me.

The rest..eh.

 

[Stella_Omega]

"What do you call a lesbian in the cockpit of a jet?

The pilot!" Hahahah!

"What do you call a gay man who takes your temperature and blood pressure at the hospital?

A nurse! "


WHOOOO HOOO!