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A few more amusing (at least I think so :)) wordplays to turn any frowns into smiles.


I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger, but then it hit me.

There were a bunch of break-ins over at the multi-storey car park. That is wrong on so many levels.

When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.

My father has schizophrenia, but he’s good people.

The problem with kleptomaniacs is that they always take things literally.

I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.

Most people are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.

Never trust atoms; they make up everything.

My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline. She hit the ceiling!

Russian dolls are so full of themselves.
 
nipplecaresser said:
A few more amusing (at least I think so :)) wordplays to turn any frowns into smiles.


I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger, but then it hit me.

There were a bunch of break-ins over at the multi-storey car park. That is wrong on so many levels.

When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.

My father has schizophrenia, but he’s good people.

The problem with kleptomaniacs is that they always take things literally.

I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.

Most people are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.

Never trust atoms; they make up everything.

My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline. She hit the ceiling!

Russian dolls are so full of themselves.
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Classic. Needed a laugh today.
 
So back on the hill with the boys and finally winter has kicked in. Heavy frost and temp down to around 27 degrees F brrrr!

It was a great team of guns that kept us busy shooting amazing high birds. The boys did well and watching t Toby dive into the river and swim across for a bird he had seen fall was amazing. It’s moments like that which make the effort worthwhile.

As soon as the sun dipped the temperature dropped like a stone and it was numb fingers by 3.30….but good to be back!
 
drobert44 said:
For the cultural ones here.........I think Ken Burns is starting a series on Michaelangelo tonite on PBS.
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A fucking genius who lived to a ripe old age. David is something like 14 feet tall and the proportions are amazing. How you look at a block of rock and see him standing there? He was in HS 20s when chiseling that/him.
 
B2fromA2looking4U said:
Off on Grandpa’s taxi run. There is some ground fog but not bad. Today is the only rain free day this week. And the only day it gets to 60. Afterwards it’s cold wet rain.
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Update and the fog was thick and cold at 40 F. I finished getting some brush to the compost bin before the clouds rolled in. It is definitely going to rain.

On the bright side, my GF and I checked out a park where snow plus trails equals a good walk in the winter. And we had coffee and donut at the local bakery. Mine was chocolate cake with chocolate icing.
 
Greylag said:
So back on the hill with the boys and finally winter has kicked in. Heavy frost and temp down to around 27 degrees F brrrr!

It was a great team of guns that kept us busy shooting amazing high birds. The boys did well and watching t Toby dive into the river and swim across for a bird he had seen fall was amazing. It’s moments like that which make the effort worthwhile.

As soon as the sun dipped the temperature dropped like a stone and it was numb fingers by 3.30….but good to be back!
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Glad you are back on the hill!! Stay warm!! Toby is the baby of the group right? Well done Toby boy
 
Missk_2022 said:
Put some foil on the wall.or a little double side tape..... btw the foil may be funnier
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I have flags hanging on several walls, both Back East and Out West, There's a nice cotton flag there which she climbed the first week I had her. On the inside. It was funny. I thought she might outgrow it. Apparently, I was wrong.
 
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