The AH Sauna

[neonlyte]

Everyone welcome - what better way to take the stress out of a tiring day.



Sits nervously with a towel across his lap eyeing the birch twig, wondering if she'll make an appearance.

'Maybe more steam - she might not find me.'

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

Not enough steam in the world to hide from me.

 

[arienette]

I just may have to stop in here after work tonight.

 

[neonlyte]

Ah... *blushes*

That's a nice... erm... towel.

Oh my gosh!

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

Well? Aren't you going to hand me that twig?

 

[neonlyte]

Well? Aren't you going to hand me that twig?

Now be gentle, I mark easily.

 

[TheEarl]

Towel? Why would I want a towel?

I do hope you've built this sauna in Finland. If you have, then we go straight from the sauna to rolling naked in the snow. Mmmmm, delicious contrasty goodness.

Just avoid the yellow patches.

The Earl

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/1/fighting56.gif

Have you learned your lesson now?

 

[neonlyte]

http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/1/fighting56.gif

Have you learned your lesson now?

Oww... *resting with buttocks in water bucket*

Not quite.



Rest assured Earl, built from finest Finnish... wood, to the highest specifications.

We have the expanding version (sic), it will accommodate how ever many choose to enter

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

Not quite? Hmm... a challenge.

 

[TheEarl]

I was hoping for the snow outside. Ooh and a swimming pool as well. I'll act as lifeguard.

The Earl

 

[neonlyte]

http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/1/fighting56.gif

Have you learned your lesson now?

Brilliant smiley - didn't work on first viewing.

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

LOL... when you said twig, I just knew I had to use it.

Course... had you said whip, I could have one of those too.

 

[neonlyte]

LOL... when you said twig, I just knew I had to use it.

Course... had you said whip, I could have one of those too.

I can imagine.

I shall quench my inflamed regions in the snow Earl ordered and get back to the really serious work I'm supposed to be doing.

Catch you later - promise

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

Well don't quench it too much. After all, you should have something to remind you while you're working.

Don't work too hard.

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

/peeks around the door to see if anyone is relaxing in the steam...

 

[neonlyte]

/peeks around the door to see if anyone is relaxing in the steam...

I didn't see you, too much steam

I'll be here later easing out the bruises from anonymous on the Free Speech Contest.

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

Yes, I saw that in the anon thread. ouch

 

[elfin_odalisque]

Well? Aren't you going to hand me that twig?

You're so rude.

Looks much bigger than a twig to me, and... it's getting bigger all the time!!!

 

[elfin_odalisque]

I didn't see you, too much steam

I'll be here later easing out the bruises from anonymous on the Free Speech Contest.

Just flicked through yours, thought it was great. Going back to re-read, comment and vote.

Well done.

 

[3 Legged Donkey]

Are smelly, hairy beasts allowed in here?

 

[elfin_odalisque]

Are smelly, hairy beasts allowed in here?

Hairy - yes, smelly - no.

Here's neonlyte's twig.

 

[3 Legged Donkey]

Hairy - yes, smelly - no.

Here's neonlyte's twig.

What if I spray myself with air-freshener first? And what am I supposed to do with the twig?

 

[neonlyte]

What if I spray myself with air-freshener first? And what am I supposed to do with the twig?

Self flagelation - or better still, bring a friend.

Ouch! - Be careful with that tail!

 

[3 Legged Donkey]

Self flagelation - or better still, bring a friend.

Ouch! - Be careful with that tail!

I can't, I don't have any friends. They all left me. That's why I'm here.

Stop sticking your bare ass in the air then.