the "ask crazychemgirl a question" thread

[crazychemgirl]

So the difference is in how the carbon chains form? Fascinating. Makes sense actually.

chemistry is truly fascinating.

 

[crazychemgirl]

My daughter messaged me that she’s coming over, and asked if it’s okay to bring a friend. Who she has a little crush on. I thought to myself oh wow. That’s a first. Thought it was never going to happen lol. Of course I said yes. My daughter is smart.

They pull up in her little car and he’s tall, dark and handsome. Bit of a beard, facial hair situation, but that’s okay. I told her quietly that he’s cute for a 19 year old male. She smiled so huge.

Question: Should I sit between them on the couch and pretend I’m interested in the show they’re watching?

Lmfao … no nope no… you can’t avoid that shit forever.

 

[girlsmiley]

Lmfao … no nope no… you can’t avoid that shit forever.

Big thunderstorm tonight. I told her to kiss him in the rain. And pay attention to the road on the way home lol

 

[stickygirl]

Dear chemgirljaime,

I'm a scantily clad 5'3,109 lb. girl with 34 C Cups. What does the minimum cubic volume of the martini glass need to be for me to comfortably fit in?

If I may step in, since this is more a physics question? You may struggle with traditional stemmed glasses, the largest of which is around 240mls but you'd need twice that. I'd recommend stemless martini glasses that are sized around 400mls plus some sticky tape or superglue for full effect.

 

[stickygirl]

Hi there! I apologize if I caused any confusion. Just carrying a little inside joke over from another thread we interacted on. Thank you for that great answer though!

P.S. - It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance.

Doh! Late the party wasn't I?! YW - now I know how big Martini glasses are

 

[Michael682]

It really was! CGJ really knows how to rock the whip and Mistress boots

Ok so I’m hearing a picture with CGJ in mistress boots next to Brianna in a martini glass.

 

[ishtat]

I own a property in Sydney and I have the property records of the previous owner back to 1982. One record shows that a pest controller treated the property including the underfloor earth (there is a 3 - 6 foot high gap under the house) Some earth was disturbed during re-wiring and it has a most distinctive smell; I am almost certain that the smell is dieldrin (remembered from years back. I have observed that there is no insect life of any description in that floor space. Would that dieldrin still kill bugs and is it still unsafe for humans?

 

[crazychemgirl]

I own a property in Sydney and I have the property records of the previous owner back to 1982. One record shows that a pest controller treated the property including the underfloor earth (there is a 3 - 6 foot high gap under the house) Some earth was disturbed during re-wiring and it has a most distinctive smell; I am almost certain that the smell is dieldrin (remembered from years back. I have observed that there is no insect life of any description in that floor space. Would that dieldrin still kill bugs and is it still unsafe for humans?

I would recommend getting a professional environmental testing company to come out and do some testing. If you disturb the soil contaminated with DDT (which can persist for decades).. it can disperse in the air and travel away from the original location.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Big thunderstorm tonight. I told her to kiss him in the rain. And pay attention to the road on the way home lol

Awwww

 

[crazychemgirl]

B and SG know how to make a girl feel special

 

[Nevyn_Black]

I would recommend getting a professional environmental testing company to come out and do some testing. If you disturb the soil contaminated with DDT (which can persist for decades).. it can disperse in the air and travel away from the original location.

It can then affect crops and yes it is toxic to humans and animals for decades. Nasty shit we humans create.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Dear chemgirljaime,

Hypothetically speaking, if a girl wedged into a martini glass had a crush on you, which chemicals in her body would be responsible for causing these feelings?

“hypothetical”, eh?

 

[crazychemgirl]

It can then affect crops and yes it is toxic to humans and animals for decades. Nasty shit we humans create.

Right? I test for PCBs daily still.

 

[Brains_N_Boobs]

 

[crazychemgirl]

Was there a question there?

 

[Jd192235]

Dear ccg, if this turned me on am I thirsty or horny??

 

[crazychemgirl]

Dear ccg, if this turned me on am I thirsty or horny??

Both.

 

[NinjaPanda]

This stems from the Reactions thread:
Is there anything you would lick off someone's body or have licked off your body?

 

[crazychemgirl]

This stems from the Reactions thread:
Is there anything you would lick off someone's body or have licked off your body?

Nothing.

 

[Chobham]

Would you please reverse engineer Hodgdon's H1000 gunpowder? I know the base is nitro-cellulose but it's the additives and proportions that I need. There seems to be a market shortage right now.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Would you please reverse engineer Hodgdon's H1000 gunpowder? I know the base is nitro-cellulose but it's the additives and proportions that I need. There seems to be a market shortage right now.

I can’t go giving out dangerous information… that would be unethical.

 

[Chobham]

I can’t go giving out dangerous information… that would be unethical.

Information is NOT unethical. How it's used might be.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Information is NOT unethical. How it's used might be.

Hahaha exactly

 

[Mercury_Maniac]

What is the velocity of an unladen swallow?

 

[crazychemgirl]

What is the velocity of an unladen swallow?

11 m/s