the "ask crazychemgirl a question" thread

[k_m_d_]

You’d probably make bank now and be able to invest in a doomsday home in the mountains

It'll probably get burned down by a wildfire before you get to doomsday.

 

[HoneyMeadows]

How much massage oil is required in a massage before a person becomes fluid? Asking for a friend (it's me, I'm asking for me)

 

[stxjimmy]

How much massage oil is required in a massage before a person becomes fluid? Asking for a friend (it's me, I'm asking for me)

Some things are best discovered by personal experimentation!

 

[HoneyMeadows]

Some things are best discovered by personal experimentation!

I am fluid at the moment so I just want to get a rough idea of how much was used to get me here

 

[stxjimmy]

I am fluid at the moment so I just want to get a rough idea of how much was used to get me here

Measure out differing amounts of oil, take notes. Repeat and enjoy.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Is it alright to share something here because it made me think of you?

How much massage oil is required in a massage before a person becomes fluid? Asking for a friend (it's me, I'm asking for me)

becomes fluid as in transitions from solid state to fluid state? Or fluid as in one could use your body as a slip ‘n slide?
I wouldn’t recommend either to be honest.. serious body injury could result.
Usually only a small amount of massage oil is required for a good massage IF it’s good quality oil because it should be workable for a decent amount of time before it becomes absorbed into your skin.

 

[thør]

Are you saying that a party that involves alcohol (without glass containers), a warm gallon of vegetable oil, and a roll of visqueen is not recommended?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Are you saying that a party that involves alcohol (without glass containers), a warm gallon of vegetable oil, and a roll of visqueen is not recommended?

Hahaha.. I mean.. at your own risk.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Why do dogs get zoomies and why are they so stupidly adorable while doing them?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Why do dogs get zoomies and why are they so stupidly adorable while doing them?

Well… I would argue doggos are just fucking adorable. Apparently zoomies is a happy dog thing… it means they are happy and excited and just can’t contain it.

 

[scrymettet]

Why do dogs get zoomies and why are they so stupidly adorable while doing them?

I have been known to have some. Depending on the amount of chocolate I ate in a very short burst.
Or the only time a pretty girl speaks to me

 

[pumaman23]

Hi CCG I've got kind of an awkward question but... well, here goes.

I'm trying to spice things up in the bedroom but I'm having a really hard time deciding how much cumin to use. I've already added a decent amount of salt and some fresh ground pepper. How will I know when its too much?

 

[LittleSwitchy]

Crazy ChemGirl,
What’s the meaning of life?

 

[LittleSwitchy]

Hi CCG I've got kind of an awkward question but... well, here goes.

I'm trying to spice things up in the bedroom but I'm having a really hard time deciding how much cumin to use. I've already added a decent amount of salt and some fresh ground pepper. How will I know when its too much?

I do want to answer this but it’s CCG thread

 

[crazychemgirl]

Hi CCG I've got kind of an awkward question but... well, here goes.

I'm trying to spice things up in the bedroom but I'm having a really hard time deciding how much cumin to use. I've already added a decent amount of salt and some fresh ground pepper. How will I know when its too much?

I have a feeling if you add cumin to your bed you might find it actually destroys your bedroom activities… I would recommend flavoured lube instead.

Crazy ChemGirl,
What’s the meaning of life?

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I do want to answer this but it’s CCG thread

Awww

 

[pumaman23]

I have a feeling if you add cumin to your bed you might find it actually destroys your bedroom activities… I would recommend flavoured lube instead.

[Hides jar of smoked paprika behind my back]

Ah... yes.. Flavored lube. I was just going to try that. Excellent suggestion.

(Mutters to self about getting meat euphemisms confused again)

 

[LittleSwitchy]

I have a feeling if you add cumin to your bed you might find it actually destroys your bedroom activities… I would recommend flavoured lube instead.

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Awww

Ginger might be a good addition.

 

[crazychemgirl]

[Hides jar of smoked paprika behind my back]

Ah... yes.. Flavored lube. I was just going to try that. Excellent suggestion.

(Mutters to self about getting meat euphemisms confused again)

I have a feeling when you say “smoke my meat” … you don’t mean sticking your winkie in a BBQ

Ginger might be a good addition.

I’m not a huge ginger fan.

 

[LittleSwitchy]

I have a feeling when you say “smoke my meat” … you don’t mean sticking your winkie in a BBQ

I’m not a huge ginger fan.

Ginger is better then cumin. Especially in bedroom

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ginger is better then cumin. Especially in bedroom

Neither is ok in the bedroom.

 

[pumaman23]

I have a feeling when you say “smoke my meat” … you don’t mean sticking your winkie in a BBQ

Where were you three years ago? Could have saved me a lot of embarrassment in the emergency room.

I mean all the elements were there:
"Use Hard wood for flavor"
"Do it low and slow"
"Sauce the ribs"

What was I supposed to think?

 

[pumaman23]

Neither is ok in the bedroom.

I accept this as the final word. Thank you for indulging my inanity.

...Hey, a can of whipped cream. I wonder....

 

[crazychemgirl]

Where were you three years ago? Could have saved me a lot of embarrassment in the emergency room.

I mean all the elements were there:
"Use Hard wood for flavor"
"Do it low and slow"
"Sauce the ribs"

What was I supposed to think?

I was here… should have asked me then.

I accept this as the final word. Thank you for indulging my inanity.

...Hey, a can of whipped cream. I wonder....

I mean … to each their own. Just know that it’s sticky and if you don’t get it all you will be wondering where that funky smell is coming from.

 

[scrymettet]

I do want to answer this but it’s CCG thread

you better or she goes all "Miss Susan" on your arse

 

[LittleSwitchy]

Neither is ok in the bedroom.

Depends on the people involved. Some people like ginger “ figging “