The Bears Den

[Jaybird3]

Well now, in that case, I wish it was October too.....

 

[Jaybird3]

Frenchie, empty your box again...

 

[Jaybird3]

Still won't let me Frenchie....

 

[MaryBears]

Friend's Genie Wish



Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar but he didn't have a lighter so he asked his friend if he had one. "I sure do," he replied and reached into his golf bag and pulled out a 12 inch Bic lighter. "Wow!" said his friend, "where did you get that monster."

"I got it from my genie." "You have a genie?" he asked. "Yes, he's right here in my golf bag." "Could I see him?" He opens his golf bag and out pops the genie. The friend says, "I'm a good friend of your master. Will you grant me one wish?" "Yes I will," the genie said so he asks him for a million bucks and the genie hops back into the golf bag and leaves him standing there waiting for his million bucks.

Suddenly the sky begins to darken and the sound of a million ducks flying overhead is heard. The friend tells his golfing partner, "I asked for a million bucks not ducks!" He answers, "I forgot to tell you the genie is hard of hearing. Do you really think I asked him for a 12 inch Bic?"

 

[Jaybird3]

Originally posted by cuddlebears.

LOL, I guess it's time to beware of trusting watches. I do have one question for you Jaybird, how do you rate someone that twists the oreo apart, puts aside the part with the frosting, dunks the plain half, and then takes the next cookie, twists it apart, puts the part with the frosting aside, and dunks the plain half, I then put the two halves with frosting together, and then dunks that part too. And I always start with double stuffed oreos, and I eat them slowly, savoring all of the chocolately goodness. And yes, the only way to eat oreos is with hot chocolate, with marshmallows, rich hot chocolate, mixed with real milk not water, and with some small pieces of real chocolate added in, just to improve the flavor. I would love to hear what a psychologist would say about this.

I would say that you are a very passionate man that is shortly going to have his hands full and the last thing you will be worried about is Oreo cookies and how you eat them.

 

[MaryBears]

Mary.........loved the things that you posted on Monday.....I had heard most of the stories that you posted and still find them funny. As for the rock in IOWA, that is a wonderful rock and I hope the ppl in that community are very proud of it. I was amazed at the pics of it.......the artist is truly amazing and should be congratulated every time someone passes him by. Being in Wisconsin, if I am ever near that area, you can be sure that I will stop and look at that rock.

Hope everyone had a good Monday and may these warm hugs
((((((((((( )))))))))))) start your Tuesday off right.


Hugs and Licks to all.........Puddin

Thanks Puddin......I am so glad to see you visiting......I hope you had a great day...((((((((((hugs))))))))))) licks and kisses

 

[MaryBears]

Good morning to everyone.

Good Evening Jaybird......Glad you have been posting.....I am behind on my posting....

I sleep in really late....like until 1:15 pm......I sleep about 13 hours last night....that is alot compared to the night before of less than 4 hours..... I had to do laundry too so that has been my day.

 

[MaryBears]

Good morning {{{{{{{{{{{{{{Mary}}}}}}}}}}}} Thank you for posting the link for The Rock!!!!

Hope you are feeling well, and that your day is a good one.

{{{{{{Kayte}}}}}} good evening.....I had a good day....thanks for the wonderful post.....

here is a good one for everyone....


Tee Shirt Slogans for Women



1. I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day.
2. Warning : I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
3. Remember my name - you'll be screaming it later.
4. Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?
5. I'm a multi-tasker : I can talk and @iss you off at the same time.
6. Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.
7. You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.
8. Don't @iss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
9. Guys have feelings too. But, like . . . who cares?
10. I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.
11. Next mood swing : 6 minutes and counting.
12. I hate everybody, and you're next.
13. Please don't make me kill you.
14. And your point is . . .
15. I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now.
16. All stressed out and no one to choke.
17. I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.
18. How can I miss you if you won't go away?
19. They aren't hot flashes, they're power surges!
20. Of course I don't look busy . . . I did it right the first time

 

[MaryBears]

Good Afternoon to you all over there, Its evening already here but who cares.

Hey guess what, I've actually got a joke 4 U all, I'll post it later on

Hope you are all doing well.

Catch you later.

Frenchie Glad to see you...Hope all is well

 

[cuddlybear1970]

I would rather sleep the 13 hours than work them, if I don't post much for a bit, please forgive me, I am reading everything, but am now working 13 to 14 hour days, overnight and it is rough. Usually 8pm until 9 or 10am

 

[MaryBears]

Re: The Green Man

Well, folks here is my first effort, taken from The Mail, one of our national newspapers, hope you like it



There was a green man who lived in a green house and, deciding to have a green bath, went into his green bathroom and turned on the green taps to fill the green bath. Taking off his green clothes, he was about to step into the green bath when he heard the green door bell ring.
So, wrapping a green towel around his waist, he went out on to the green landing, down the green stairs, into the green hall, and opened the green door. There stood a beautiful green lady. As he'd never seen a green lady before, he dropped his green towel.
The lady, giving a shriek, turned around and dashed down the green path, through the green gate, and ran into the road, where she was knocked down by a green bus and killed.
The moral of this story is: Dont run across the road when the green man is flashing.

LOL.....good one frenchie

 

[Jaybird3]

I like this one too MaryBears,

Stress is the mind overcoming the body's basic urge to choke the living shit out of some asshole who so desperately needs it.

Cuddles, we understand, really we do.

 

[MaryBears]

I would rather sleep the 13 hours than work them, if I don't post much for a bit, please forgive me, I am reading everything, but am now working 13 to 14 hour days, overnight and it is rough. Usually 8pm until 9 or 10am

well please don't over work yourself and make yourself sick.....Take care

 

[MaryBears]

I like this one too MaryBears,

Stress is the mind overcoming the body's basic urge to choke the living shit out of some asshole who so desperately needs it.

Cuddles, we understand, really we do.

yes i like that one too

 

[Jaybird3]

I have often thought about making that one into tee shirts.
I do the transfer thing with my printer.

 

[PassionsFlame]

here is a good one for everyone....

Tee Shirt Slogans for Women

1. I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day.
2. Warning : I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
3. Remember my name - you'll be screaming it later.
4. Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?
5. I'm a multi-tasker : I can talk and @iss you off at the same time.
6. Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.
7. You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.
8. Don't @iss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
9. Guys have feelings too. But, like . . . who cares?
10. I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.
11. Next mood swing : 6 minutes and counting.
12. I hate everybody, and you're next.
13. Please don't make me kill you.
14. And your point is . . .
15. I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now.
16. All stressed out and no one to choke.
17. I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.
18. How can I miss you if you won't go away?
19. They aren't hot flashes, they're power surges!
20. Of course I don't look busy . . . I did it right the first time

yayayayaa~ wonderful Mary~ laughing with a nice grin one myface now

Have a great week!!

 

[Puddin36]

A big hello to everyone and a special thank you to all of you as well for making me feel right at home here in the Den.

Mary.........really enjoyed the genie joke........had heard that a long time ago, but it still makes me LOL. Hope that you had a good day. The t-shirt sayings were good too, I have another to add. It was a t-shirt that I wore as a teenager "I'm not fat, I'm just short for my weight"

Jaybird.........hope that you had a good day as well!!

cuddlybear.........those are some wicked hours.......hope you can get rest when you have the time.

To anyone that I have missed, please accept my apologies as I have a terrible memory. Hope everyone had a great day.

Hugs and Licks to all..........Puddin

 

[Jaybird3]

Good to see you Puddin, hope we see much more of you...

 

[MaryBears]

I have often thought about making that one into tee shirts.
I do the transfer thing with my printer.

That is something I have not tried yet....I do alot with my computer....such as make my own cards, coloring books for kids etc

 

[MaryBears]

yayayayaa~ wonderful Mary~ laughing with a nice grin one myface now

Have a great week!!

Hello Passions.....Nice to see you stoppin in...Hope you have a great week

 

[Puddin36]

Nice to see you too Jaybird.........hoping you are having a good night.

Hello to you too Mary........hope you are having a good night as well.

Me........I'm thinking of going to bed as I have some medical tests tomorrow that I am so not looking forward to. Sure hope they aren't painful, but from what was described to me, they don't sound comfortable. But anyways, I have rambled long enough.

Take care one and all.

Hugs and Licks to all........Puddin

 

[MaryBears]

A big hello to everyone and a special thank you to all of you as well for making me feel right at home here in the Den.

Mary.........really enjoyed the genie joke........had heard that a long time ago, but it still makes me LOL. Hope that you had a good day. The t-shirt sayings were good too, I have another to add. It was a t-shirt that I wore as a teenager "I'm not fat, I'm just short for my weight"

Jaybird.........hope that you had a good day as well!!

cuddlybear.........those are some wicked hours.......hope you can get rest when you have the time.

To anyone that I have missed, please accept my apologies as I have a terrible memory. Hope everyone had a great day.

Hugs and Licks to all..........Puddin

Thanks Puddin......And i liked your shirt one....I know what is like to be fat... hope you have a good evening

 

[Puddin36]

We're not fat Mary.........we are Full Figured Women.......big difference in my opinion. Hope you are having a good night as well.


Hugs and Licks to all.........Puddin

 

[PassionsFlame]

Hey Puddin~ I hope tomorrow goes well (or at least painlessly)
Mary BEARSSSssssss~ Smile darnit

 

[MaryBears]

We're not fat Mary.........we are Full Figured Women.......big difference in my opinion. Hope you are having a good night as well.


Hugs and Licks to all.........Puddin

Yes Puddin....we are or we are bbw (big beautiful women).....and if people don't like that then they need to my ass....Sorry I am in a moody mood tonight....