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MaryBears said:
Good Morning {{{{{{{{{{kayte}}}}}}}}}} Glad to see you....:D

Wishing you a wonderful day...Thanks for all your post and words of encouragement....YOUR a total sweetheart.....Love ya for it too...

Off to PT....Until later have a good day
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Good morning {{{{Mary}}}} Hope you had a good night's sleep.


Enjoy your PT, especially the pool!!! :) See you later. :kiss:
 
Chuckles.....

A little chuckle for today!! :D

Dough Robbery

Did you see the recent story in the Jewish Chronicle about the theft of egg-enriched dough from a north London warehouse?

Unfortunately, the theft happened just before Shabbos and it forced many local bakeries to bake their challas with plain, white flour. A leading rabbi was quoted as saying, "I’m appalled by the rise in white challa crimes."
 
Hey sweet Frenchie, and I will tell you how I am but you have to promise not to laugh at me...
 
Hello to kayte, MaryBears, Frenchie, and Jaybird. Hope everyone is having a great Monday.

kayte.........thanks for the prayers and words of encouragment, they are greatly appreciated.

MaryBears.......thanks for your prayers and words of encouragment as well.........it is nice to be back on the thread, missed ya. Enjoy your PT.

Talk to you all soon.

Hugs to all..........Puddin
 
The Idiots Guide To Great Britain

Thats this itty bitty country due east of the States where folk talk kinda wierd, Mr President.

By Ruki Sayid & Damien Fletcher, as printed in "The Mirror"


1. LONDON is the capital of the UK which is an indipendent country and not your 51st State.

2. Our Soverign is Queen Elizabeth 11 ( that's pronounced second NOT eleven). You must not put your arm around her and call her "honey" or "li'l lady". She is to be addressed as "Your Majesty" or "Ma'am" at all times.

3. Her eldest son is called Prince Charles not "Chuck". Dont talk to him about butlers, valets or ask him if he's seen any good video's.

4. When you sit down to a state banquet you use the cutlery starting from the outside. Big Mac & fries won't be on the menu.

5. THE RAF won the Battle of Britain not Tom Cruise or Bruce Willis.

6. We live in a democracy and as such have the right to demonstrate so if your route is lined with thousands of anti - war protesters, dont ask them to be extradited ti Camp X- ray.

7. WE say trousers not pants - unless you are referring to your foreign policy.

8. William Shakespeare, our greatest playwright wrote Romeo & Juliet, not Zefferelli. Dont ask to meet Will - he's dead.

9. Be sure to register for the congestion charge when your motorcade drives through London or mayor Ken Livingstone will hit you with a £40 fine for every car.

10. WE put milk in our tea, not ice, have toast not waffles for breakfast and walk on the pavement not the sidewalk.


:) :) :) :) :)
 
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Thank you Frenchie,

A nice way to remind us that we need to learn something about any country that we might want to visit.

This American can always use that reminder.

Not to mention the giggle that it gave me...

Glad to see you Puddin.
 
Good to see you too Jaybird........how is your day?

Nice to see you too FRENCHIE


Hugs and licks to all.........Puddin
 
Re: Chuckles.....

kayte said:
A little chuckle for today!! :D

Dough Robbery

Did you see the recent story in the Jewish Chronicle about the theft of egg-enriched dough from a north London warehouse?

Unfortunately, the theft happened just before Shabbos and it forced many local bakeries to bake their challas with plain, white flour. A leading rabbi was quoted as saying, "I’m appalled by the rise in white challa crimes."
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{{{{{{{{kayte}}}}}}}}}} Nice to see you...loved the joke......and theraphy was excellant....love that pool;)
How are you today? I hope well.
 
Jaybird3 said:
Hey sweet Frenchie, and I will tell you how I am but you have to promise not to laugh at me...
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{{{Jaybird}}}} Good to see you....Hope your having a fun day....:D
 
Puddin36 said:
Hello to kayte, MaryBears, Frenchie, and Jaybird. Hope everyone is having a great Monday.

kayte.........thanks for the prayers and words of encouragment, they are greatly appreciated.

MaryBears.......thanks for your prayers and words of encouragment as well.........it is nice to be back on the thread, missed ya. Enjoy your PT.

Talk to you all soon.

Hugs to all..........Puddin
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{{{{Puddin}}}}} Your very welcome....and I missed you... Glad your back.....I loved my PT cause it was in the pool;)
 
MaryBears............I bet that pool does feel wonderful.......hope you feel better now. I'm glad to be back as well.


Hugs to all.........Puddin
 
Puddin36 said:
MaryBears............I bet that pool does feel wonderful.......hope you feel better now. I'm glad to be back as well.


Hugs to all.........Puddin
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Yes I feel somewhat better.....The pool is so warm that it is relaxing....:D
 
Good to hear it Mary........take care and try not to over do it. I know that is easier said than done, but try.

Hugs.........Puddin
 
Puddin36 said:
Good to hear it Mary........take care and try not to over do it. I know that is easier said than done, but try.

Hugs.........Puddin
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I am careful.....I have had to learn to do things in moderation....Thanks for your concern.....I appreciate it and love all my friends on here.... Hugs and :rose:
 
MaryBears said:
Evening all.....Posting this joke then going back and reading your post....hope you like this joke:p

Orgasm types....

Sex in a boat = Oargasms
Sex while sleeping = Snoregasms
Sex with cartoon donkeys = Eeyoregasms
Sex while broke = Poorgasms
Sex for hours and hours on end = Soregasms
Sex on a golf course = Foregasms
Sex with a nymphomaniac = Ready for Moregasms
Sex with chocolate marshmallows = S'moregasms
Sex with a bullfighter = Toreadorgasms
Sex with a masked man carrying a sword = Zorogasms
Sex when you get an award = Honogasms
Sex at an all you can eat buffet = Smorgasbordgasms
Sex on a cruise ship deck = Shuffleboardgasms
Sex in Asia = Singaporegasms
Sex among the wonders of the world = Outdoorgasms
Sex on the way to the train = All aboardgasms
Sex that isn't very satisfying = there's the doorgasms
Sex with a Medieval poet = Troubadorgasms
Sex with a cookie = Oreogasms
Sex while flying = Soargasms
Sex with a beloved partner = Adoregasms
Sex on farm implements = Tractorgasms
Sex with a possessive partner = Yourgasms
Sex with Frankenstein's assistant = Igorgasms
Sex with a Norse God = Thorgasms
Sex when resistance is futile = Borggasms
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HAHAHHAHAHHHAHHA~ ooooh thanks for the smile on my face!!! :D I have had a rough week and getting better a bit each moment~ hope you are well :)

 
PassionsFlame said:
HAHAHHAHAHHHAHHA~ ooooh thanks for the smile on my face!!! :D I have had a rough week and getting better a bit each moment~ hope you are well :)
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Your very welcome Passions!!!!:D Makes me feel so good to know that people like to come and have a good time in my thread.....Keep the jokes and pics cummin;)
 
Good morning ya'll!!!!

Hope it is a terrific Tuesday!!! :D
 
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