MaryBears
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kayte said:Good morning ya'll!!!!
Hope it is a terrific Tuesday!!!![]()
Good Morning {{{{Kayte}}}}} hope your day is awesome... And so glad to see you today....How are you doing?
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kayte said:Good morning ya'll!!!!
Hope it is a terrific Tuesday!!!![]()
MaryBears said:Good Morning {{{{Kayte}}}}} hope your day is awesome... And so glad to see you today....How are you doing?

MaryBears said:This one is worth reading. LOL..
Housework
One afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem in his
house.
His three children were outside, still in their pajamas, playing in
the
mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front
yard.
The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the
house
and there was no sign of the dog.
Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess.
A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one
wall . In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel,
and
the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing.
In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled
on
the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the
floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was
spread by the back door.
He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of
clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she may be ill, or that
something serious had happened.
He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its
way out the bathroom door. As he peered inside he found wet towels,
scummy
soap and more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a
heap and
toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls.
As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still
curled up in the bed in her pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up at
him, smiled, and asked how his day went. He looked at her bewildered
and
asked, "What happened here today?"
She again smiled and answered, "You know every day when
you come home from work and you ask me what in the world did I do
today?"
"Yes" was his incredulous reply.]
She answered, "Well, today I didn't do it."
*cracking up here* that was good~ How are you doing Mary?MaryBears said:A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral.
A 'huge heart' covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the huge heart opened, and the cardiologists' casket rolled inside. The heart then closed sealing the cardiologist within the beautiful heart forever.
One of the mourners burst into laughter. When confronted, he said: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral ----I'm a gynecologist."
At that point, the proctologist fainted
Jaybird3 said:That one says it best....I like it MaryBears...

kayte said:That is so great!! Thank you {{{{{{{{{{Mary}}}}}}}}}}}

PassionsFlame said:*cracking up here* that was good~ How are you doing Mary?![]()

Puddin36 said:Some really good jokes today........nice to laugh today. For some reason I have been fine all week about this surgery thing and today I am really depressed. Not about the surgery really, but just depressed. Coming here will help though and that is why I am here.
Hope everyone is having a good Tuesday.
Hugs........Puddin
BTW..........not much of a pc person, how can I post some jokes here without having to type them out????
I think you truly need a big bear hug.....I can say that the closer you get to the surgery the more nerveous you will be and somewhat depressed but you will make it thru it and i will keep you in my prayers.....Puddin36 said:Gonna try this and see if it works, like I said I'm not that good with pc stuff!!
Well............gonna have to try it another way.
Thanks Mary Bears for the words of encouragment and the bear hug..........you were right, it did help. Gonna try and see what I can do about getting this "funny" things submitted.
Hugs, Puddin

Puddin36 said:Originally posted by MaryBears
Your very welcome Puddin.....We all need a bear hug at sometime or the other....and knowing that others really care means the world sometimes.....
and you did an awesome job posting your funny.....that is a good one....I would like to do some of those things but not for the reason of the joke...Hugs and![]()
Thanks again MaryBears.........I thought those Walmart ones were funny.........could you imagine being in a Walmart and seeing or hearing some of these things being done. LOL
Hugs..........Puddin
MaryBears