The Bears Den

[Puddin36]

Pudding another lil hint for you....when you want to quote something some one says.....down in the left is a link that says quote....click that it will quote that for you

I worked for Wal-Mart for 8 years....and I can believe people do it....and I have seen some pretty nasty things going on in there....like one time a lady went in the lady's fitting room and pissed in a shoe box and left it....and then there is some worse than that....:|

Think I got it by golly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[MaryBears]

Chuckles Are Good For The Soul

1. Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own
pants.
2. Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
3. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said
"Implants?" She hit me.
4. I don't do drugs. I get the same effect just standing up fast.
5. Sign in a Chinese Pet Store: "Buy one dog, get one flea..."
6. I live in my own little world. But it's OK. They know me here.
7. I got a sweater for Christmas. I really wanted a screamer or a moaner.
8. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
9. I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get
elected.
10. There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and shithead's.
11. I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you
want to annoy for the rest of your life.
12. I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore, I am perfect.
13. Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days
I've stayed alive.
14. How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for
Miss America?
15. Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing
section in a swimming pool?
16. Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?
17. Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.
18. Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words:
"Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been!"

 

[Puddin36]

I clicked the wrong quote button........the one I need to click is on the right here! LOL

Anyway.........I think I got it now.........just hope I can remember it.

Puddin

 

[MaryBears]

Think I got it by golly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YES you did..... and don't feel silly we all have to learn some how....and you will in time

 

[Puddin36]

YES you did..... and don't feel silly we all have to learn some how....and you will in time

You have been a great help to me MaryBears. I even posted some pics to your msn group.........took me a while, but I got them posted. Thanks for the help.

Hugs, Puddin

 

[Jaybird3]

Good morning to you all.

Mary and Puddin, those were great...thank you both for a good chuckle this morning...

I needed it.

 

[kayte]

Good morning!!!!

HAPPY HUMP DAY, YA'LL!!!

Hope ya'll enjoy the chuckle that follows........

SOME REALLY REALLY TRUE FACTS ABOUT MEN

Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.

If you buy your husband or boyfriend a video camera, for the first
few weeks he has it, lock the door when you go to the bathroom. Most of my husband's early films ended with a scream and a flush.

Men are very confident people. My husband is so confident that when he watches sports on television, he thinks that if he concentrates he can help his team. If the team is in trouble, he coaches the players from our living room, and if they're really in trouble, I have to get off the phone in case they call him.

Men love watches with multiple functions. My husband has one that is a combination address book, telescope and piano.

Men are brave enough to go to war, but they are not brave enough to get a bikini wax. Men don't get cellulite. God might just be a man.

Most men hate to shop. That's why the men's department is usually on the first floor of a department store, two inches from the door.

Men hate to lose. I once beat my husband at tennis. I asked him, "Are we going to have sex again?" He said, "Yes, but not with each other."

Getting rid of a man without hurting his masculinity is a
problem. "Get out" and "I never want to see you again" might sound like a challenge. If you want to get rid of a man, I suggest
saying, "I love you... I want to marry you... I want to have your
children." Sometimes they leave skid marks.

Men who listen to classical music tend not to spit.

When a woman tries on clothing from her closet that feels tight, she will assume she has gained weight. When a man tries something from his closet that feels tight, he will assume the clothing has shrunk.

Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. Male menopause - you get to date young girls and drive motorcycles.

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what happened.

Men would like monogamy better if it sounded less like monotony.

 

[kayte]

Good morning to you all.

Mary and Puddin, those were great...thank you both for a good chuckle this morning...

I needed it.

Good morning {{{Jay}}}

Hope you had a good night!!! Any plans for Hump Day?

 

[kayte]

You have been a great help to me MaryBears. I even posted some pics to your msn group.........took me a while, but I got them posted. Thanks for the help.

Hugs, Puddin

Good morning {{{Puddin}}} Keeping you in my thoughts and prayers. Hope you had a good night and have a great day!!!

 

[kayte]

YES you did..... and don't feel silly we all have to learn some how....and you will in time

Good morning {{{Mary}}}} Hope you had a good night's sleep with lots of wonderful erotic dreams.

Have a marvelous day.

 

[MaryBears]

You have been a great help to me MaryBears. I even posted some pics to your msn group.........took me a while, but I got them posted. Thanks for the help.

Hugs, Puddin

{{{{Puddin}}}}} Your very welcome and thanks for joining my community......I am so glad you like it....And I am sure you will learn how to add photos and more messages as you go....it is easy once you get to learning how to do it....

 

[MaryBears]

Good morning to you all.

Mary and Puddin, those were great...thank you both for a good chuckle this morning...

I needed it.

{{{{{{{Jaybird}}}}}} Your very welcome.....Hope you have a beautiful day.....and stop back soon

 

[MaryBears]

Good morning {{{Mary}}}} Hope you had a good night's sleep with lots of wonderful erotic dreams.

Have a marvelous day.

Good Morning {{{{{kayte}}}}}}} So glad to see you this morning....Hope you had a great nights sleep and a even better day today.....Take care and have a wonderful day

 

[Jaybird3]

You about flooded there MaryBears? It seems like it doesn't want to quit the raining here.

 

[MaryBears]

Puddin......Thanks for you pics.....Your a beautiful lady.....I am glad you posted them..... Thanks again

 

[kayte]

Another Couple......

A police recruit was asked during the exam,
"What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?"
He said, "Call for backup."

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The Preacher was preaching with all his might.
The subject was SIN, and he was against it.
A girl, with a wonderful figure and not nearly enough clothes to
hide much skin, came in late. She strode down the center aisle,
close to the front, and sat down.
It was plain to the preacher that he had lost 100% of the men
in his audience to this voluptuous sex object.
He shook a fist at her and said, "You are the Jezebel the good book tells us about.
You have got the mind of every man in this building on evil thoughts, and not good thoughts. But I am a man of God!
You don't affect me, and right now up in Heaven,

St. Finger is shaking his Peter at you!!"

 

[MaryBears]

THIS IS NOT REALLY A JOKE BUT IT IS A GOOD ONE.....AND IT IS SORT OF AN OLD ONE.....HOPE YOU ALL LIKE IT



There once was a little boy who had a bad temper. His Father gave him a bag
of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper, he must hammer a
nail into the back of the fence. The first day the boy had driven 37 nails
into the fence.



Over the next few weeks, as he learned to control his anger, the number of
nails hammered daily gradually dwindled down. He discovered it was easier to
hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence.



Finally the day came when the boy didn't lose his temper at all. He told his
father about it and the father suggested that the boy now pull out one nail
for each day that he was able to hold his temper.



The days passed and the young boy was finally able to tell his father that
all the nails were gone. The father took his son by the hand and led him to
the fence. He said, "You have done well, my son, but look at the holes in
the fence. The fence will never be the same. When you say things in anger,
they leave a scar just like this one. You can put a knife in a man and draw
it out. It won't matter how many times you say I'm sorry, the wound is still
there. A verbal wound is as bad as a physical one.



Friends are very rare jewels, indeed. They make you smile and encourage you
to succeed. They lend an ear, they share words of praise and they always
want to open their hearts to us.

Please forgive me if I have ever left a hole in your fence.

 

[cuddlybear1970]

Hello all, posting so that you all don't think I died............... life is getting busier and busier. I am reading everything, and everything is appreciated, you all don't really know how wonderful you are. I just wanted to thank each and every one of you for just being there. They are changing my schedule again at work, so although I won't be able to post much, you are all very much in my thoughts. Again, thanks for being the wonderful people you are.

All my best wishes
John

 

[MaryBears]

Hello all, posting so that you all don't think I died............... life is getting busier and busier. I am reading everything, and everything is appreciated, you all don't really know how wonderful you are. I just wanted to thank each and every one of you for just being there. They are changing my schedule again at work, so although I won't be able to post much, you are all very much in my thoughts. Again, thanks for being the wonderful people you are.

All my best wishes
John

*cuddly*.....Sorry to hear about you work schedule change.....I have missed you but I know that your very busy....Glad to know that your at least able to read the post.....Take care and stop in when you can....

 

[MaryBears]

Here is a pic for you all.....Hehehe

 

[MaryBears]

Now i could handle this kind of bra....especially if it massaged them....

 

[PassionsFlame]

For anyone that don't know....one of my hobbies is to create MSN groups (communities).....One of the pages I just created is one of me.....Pics that is....so here is the link if you want to know what i look like....I hope I don't scare anyone.... Pics of me

Maryyyyyyyyy! You doll! So cute~ thank you for sharing~ enjoy seeing friends and the baby pics are darling

 

[PassionsFlame]

Don't know if this worked or not........I feel so stupid.

Don't EVER feel stupid!!! Well feel what you want~ we can't always control them things~ but you did ghreat! We can't all know everything~ that is why we have friends

 

[PassionsFlame]

Now i could handle this kind of bra....especially if it massaged them....

Ohhh yeahhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[MaryBears]

Maryyyyyyyyy! You doll! So cute~ thank you for sharing~ enjoy seeing friends and the baby pics are darling

Thanks so very much......I was a doll baby when I was born.....not sure what happened after that....i think i love food to much