The Bears Den

[kiltsr4guys]

Ouch!

 

[MaryBears]

Bob The Athletic Sperm


Once there was a sperm named Bob. When all the other sperm were just swimming around, Bob was doing sprints and lifting weights all the other sperms asked him one day, "Why don't you just swim around like us?"
Bob replied, with a smirk, "well, when the time comes, I'm gonna be the first one there".
The others told him it was just destiny, but he said it wasn't. So, the day finally came when they were called upon. They were swimming along when Bob pulled ahead of the rest. Suddenly he stopped and turned around and headed back.
The others asked him why he turned around and he said, "back up boys it's a BLOW JOB!"

 

[MaryBears]

http://www.spicypictures.com/pictures/the_perfect_male.jpg

 

[kiltsr4guys]

Bob The Athletic Sperm


Once there was a sperm named Bob. When all the other sperm were just swimming around, Bob was doing sprints and lifting weights all the other sperms asked him one day, "Why don't you just swim around like us?"
Bob replied, with a smirk, "well, when the time comes, I'm gonna be the first one there".
The others told him it was just destiny, but he said it wasn't. So, the day finally came when they were called upon. They were swimming along when Bob pulled ahead of the rest. Suddenly he stopped and turned around and headed back.
The others asked him why he turned around and he said, "back up boys it's a BLOW JOB!"

Too bad for Bob...but it felt good Mary

 

[MaryBears]

OMFG she acts like she is in severe pain


http://www.spicypictures.com/pictures/camel_humping.jpg

 

[Joey3308]

http://www.spicypictures.com/pictures/the_perfect_male.jpg

Hey, how'd you get a pic of me...he he That's a good one

 

[Joey3308]

OMFG she acts like she is in severe pain


http://www.spicypictures.com/pictures/camel_humping.jpg

And a Happy Hump Day to you too!

 

[kiltsr4guys]

Dancing cocks and blow job......

Mary now you got me all wide awake.........I was going to go to bed but now "Mr. Happy " is wide awake

 

[MaryBears]

Young Couple On Honeymoon


A young couple got married. On their honeymoon, they were very anxious about having sex because they were both virgins. Because of their sexual inexperience, they were a bit uncomfortable discussing the subject so they came up with the term "doing the laundry" to use in place of "having sex."
This made them both more comfortable with the whole concept. Well, the first night of their honeymoon was wonderful. They "did the laundry" 5 times that first night. In the middle of the night the new husband woke up, and he was ready to do the laundry again. He gently shook his new wife and asked her, "Can we do the laundry again?" but she was very tired.
She told him that she just couldn't do it again just yet. Maybe in the morning. A few hours later the new wife awoke feeling very guilty. What he had asked for wasn't unreasonable, and she decided she should go ahead and "do the laundry" with him again.
She gently shook him and said, "Honey, I'm sorry I denied you... We can do the laundry again if you want,"
He replied, "That's ok... It was a small load... I did it by hand."

 

[MaryBears]

Hey, how'd you get a pic of me...he he That's a good one

Hey Joey......I liked that one too....

 

[MaryBears]

Re: Dancing cocks and blow job......

Mary now you got me all wide awake.........I was going to go to bed but now "Mr. Happy " is wide awake

Hehehe......you will have "to do the laundry by hand" Hehe.....

 

[MaryBears]

The Bear And The Rabbit


A bear and a rabbit were crapping in the woods. The bear turned to the rabbit and asked, "Do you have trouble with crap sticking to your fur?"

The rabbit replied, "No, I don't."

So, the bear picked up the rabbit and wiped his butt with him.

 

[MaryBears]

A Couple On Their Honeymoon


A couple was on their honeymoon, laying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband,
"I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin."
The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age."
The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one other guy."
"Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"
"Tiger Woods."
"Tiger Woods, the golfer?"
"Yeah."
"Well he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him."
The husband and wife then make passionate love. When they get done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone.
"What are you doing?" asks the wife.
The husband says, "I'm hungry. I was going to call room service and get some food."
"Tiger wouldn't do that. "
"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
"He'd come back to bed and do it a second time."
The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed and makes love with his new wife a second time. When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone.
"What are you doing?" She says.
The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to get room service to get some food."
"Tiger wouldn't do that."
"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
"He'd come back to bed and do it one more time."
The guy slams down the phone and goes back to bed and makes love to his wife one more time. When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial.
The wife asks,"Are you calling room service?"
"No! I'm calling Tiger Woods to find out what's par for this hole."

 

[MaryBears]

http://www.spicypictures.com/pictures/great_aim.jpg

 

[kiltsr4guys]

Young Couple On Honeymoon


A young couple got married. On their honeymoon, they were very anxious about having sex because they were both virgins. Because of their sexual inexperience, they were a bit uncomfortable discussing the subject so they came up with the term "doing the laundry" to use in place of "having sex."
This made them both more comfortable with the whole concept. Well, the first night of their honeymoon was wonderful. They "did the laundry" 5 times that first night. In the middle of the night the new husband woke up, and he was ready to do the laundry again. He gently shook his new wife and asked her, "Can we do the laundry again?" but she was very tired.
She told him that she just couldn't do it again just yet. Maybe in the morning. A few hours later the new wife awoke feeling very guilty. What he had asked for wasn't unreasonable, and she decided she should go ahead and "do the laundry" with him again.
She gently shook him and said, "Honey, I'm sorry I denied you... We can do the laundry again if you want,"
He replied, "That's ok... It was a small load... I did it by hand."

The way thing are going here I will be doing a small load myself before I go to bed.........

Also check this out....shows why she looks in pain

 

[MaryBears]

Re: Dancing cocks and blow job......

Mary now you got me all wide awake.........I was going to go to bed but now "Mr. Happy " is wide awake

Well actually.....I am horny that is why I am still up.....and I have had the toys out once already......and ready to try again...... so what do you think..

 

[MaryBears]

The way thing are going here I will be doing a small load myself before I go to bed.........

Also check this out....shows why she looks in pain

OUCH.....leave it to the man to forget the damn lube

 

[kiltsr4guys]

Mary,

I always wanted to make love to a school teacher.......
Because if you didn't get it right she would make you do it over and over ........until you got it right

 

[kiltsr4guys]

Re: Re: Dancing cocks and blow job......

Well actually.....I am horny that is why I am still up.....and I have had the toys out once already......and ready to try again...... so what do you think..

which one do you have out....do you have that nipple stimulator out?

 

[MaryBears]

Buying Tampons


Two little boys go into the grocery store. One is nine years old and the other one is four years old. The nine year old grabs a box of tampons from the shelf and carries it to the register for checkout. The cashier asks, "Oh, these must be for your mom, huh?"
The nine-year-old replies "Nope, not for my mom."
Without thinking, the cashier responded "Well, they must be for your sister then?"
The nine year old quipped, "Nope, not for my sister either."
The cashier had now become curious "Oh. Not for your mom and not for your sister? Who are they for?"
The nine year old says, "They're for my four year old little brother."
The cashier is surprised "Your four year old little brother?"
The nine year old explains: "Well yeah, they say on TV if you wear one of these, you can swim or ride a bike and my little brother can't do either of them!"

 

[MaryBears]

Mary,

I always wanted to make love to a school teacher.......
Because if you didn't get it right she would make you do it over and over ........until you got it right

hmmmm....interesting concept.....so if i dated a male teacher and i didn't do it right do you think he would spank me and make me do it over again and again???????

 

[kiltsr4guys]

some thing to look at

Let me open another brouser and I'll grab you some pictures off the newgroups....just to help you along

 

[MaryBears]

Re: Re: Re: Dancing cocks and blow job......

which one do you have out....do you have that nipple stimulator out?

I had two vibrators out....one with a penis sleave on it and the other a ridged vibrator.....

 

[kiltsr4guys]

spank!

hmmmm....interesting concept.....so if i dated a male teacher and i didn't do it right do you think he would spank me and make me do it over again and again???????

Spank! yes and you would have to pull your panties down for a bare bottom spanking

 

[MaryBears]

Re: spank!

Spank! yes and you would have to pull your panties down for a bare bottom spanking

Of course....would have to be a bare ass......that is a given......and wouldn't have panties on if we was making out to begin with